chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: 95% of Dutch windmills are only there because tourists expect them to be there
What? not gonna mention the Amsterdam weed?
Dutch fun fact
Remember that boy who stuck his finger in a dam and stopped a flood? Hans Brinker?
It’s bullshit. Never happened. It’s from a book. A children’s book, at that.
We pretend like it did and even chose an official spot where it supposedly happened, which is now adorned with a statue, all for dat tourism money, yo.
What started out as a small chapter of a children’s book is now basically the ultimate Dutch tourist trap.
Ok now when you say ultimate what else are you comparing it with? >_>
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: You had a crush on me? That's embarrassing.
I’d answer with the proper parks and rec line thing but we’re not married yeeeeeh–we’re not married :T
so grumps animated:
all i’m saying is what if guns were voice activated
so when you pointed at something and said bang it actually did a thing
I’m serious man is this shitpost harvesting season wtf? ; w;
officer, i’m not saying i’m going to stick a pizza on top of the eiffel tower, i’m just asking is it illegal
gearholder: you feeling ok tonight babe? these adventures in quoting you are out the window ._.
if you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best
yeah ok I can see somethin’s up cus you didn’t react to “babe” :T
Go to sleep Elizabeth


