Dutch fun fact

chefpyro:

Remember that boy who stuck his finger in a dam and stopped a flood? Hans Brinker?

It’s bullshit. Never happened. It’s from a book. A children’s book, at that.

We pretend like it did and even chose an official spot where it supposedly happened, which is now adorned with a statue, all for dat tourism money, yo.

What started out as a small chapter of a children’s book is now basically the ultimate Dutch tourist trap.

Ok now when you say ultimate what else are you comparing it with? >_>

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chefpyro:

all i’m saying is what if guns were voice activated

so when you pointed at something and said bang it actually did a thing

I’m serious man is this shitpost harvesting season wtf? ; w;

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chefpyro:

officer, i’m not saying i’m going to stick a pizza on top of the eiffel tower, i’m just asking is it illegal

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