raritysayswat-deactivated201706: are you going to take over the world with coca cola glass bottles ? (・∀・ )
that’s just a curtain, the real domination is with Fuze Te—I MEAN NO!! >:T

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: You've heard of Gearholder, now get ready for Lizhoarder. OH WAIT THAT'S THE SAME THING AAAAAAAAA
Imagine dragons hoarding girl clothes and then kidnapping princesses to make them model them. That me :T
I mean you gotta have them do something, right? Fecking freeloaders >:T

Expunging data is a measure for preventing a confiscation under claims of security breach, you! >:Y
This all seems overly complicated and unnecessary. :V
Plus I don’t like it when people hide things from me.
Fuckin hell DC now I can’t make my shirt and the task force will be here any moment to apply amnesiacs, thanks alot >:’C
Nothing to see here people, move along.
why tall friends are great
- they are towering fortresses good for taking shelter from sun, rain, and vicious birds
- excellent hiding spot
- they provide a path in crowds so we small ones can get through
- can use as large pillows 10/10 would recommend
drawbacks
- what do their faces look like
- they’re always looking around like ‘SHIT where did my small friend go did i lose them’ worry not tall friend i am down here
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- hugs are very boob
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a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora
It’s their fedaura.
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