theshitpostcalligrapher:

vampireapologist:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

vampireapologist:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

vampireapologist:

oh to own a silver hand mirror and a comb carved out of bone

do you want mine i hate the smell of it so much a bunch of followers made a meme out of it a few years back it looks like this

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you know you’re my friend and it’s in the nature of our relationship for me to trust you in most things, but you worded this extremely like someone trying to get rid of a cursed bone object

i am extremely trustworthy what are you talking about 

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I think you should be one day buried with your smell bone comb. I think that’s the best idea.

:(

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3,117 notes2 years ago

incandescent-creativity:

time-schwime:

oh, the plot hole?

that’s there for……ventilation

Me, poking holes in my plot to let the characters ive trapped in a cup breathe:

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71,809 notes2 years ago

pissvortex:

if your game has cool looking armor that becomes obsolete due to the existence of much better armor that does not look as cool, you don’t know shit about game design fuck you

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5,726 notes2 years ago
savleye:
“mutuals since tumblr banned cock and areolas
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savleye:

mutuals since tumblr banned cock and areolas

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63,905 notes2 years ago

uglynewyork:

dookiediamonds:

labonitafanny:

sundress no panties 

grey sweats no boxers

Burger no pickles

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208,907 notes2 years ago

rubyyoulazycat:

karnalesbian:

*fucks around* :)

*finds out* :(

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104,712 notes2 years ago

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

transbb:

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90,754 notes2 years ago

tricornking:

shirecorn:

hamptercatapult:

dracophile:

xelayxes:

xelayxes:

dankmemeuniversity:

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@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

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I have drawn him….
The High Geologist

See, it’s content like this that keeps me here on Tumblr, you can’t get quality shitposting like this on like, Twitter or Instagram

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434,408 notes2 years ago
r4cs0:
“That GIF is killing me
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r4cs0:

That GIF is killing me

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128,574 notes2 years ago

dungeons-and-dragons-doodles:

‘The Visitor’

A cute story I wrote about an ancient eldritch being visiting earth and falling in love with a sweet farm boy <3</p>

This is the first of a few zines I am going to have available for sale at an art fair! I can’t wait to go look at everyone else’s work.

Check out my etsy shop if you want to get yourself a physical copy!

Etsy

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23,736 notes2 years ago