deeceeoh: You should go visit a cattle farm. Then you could be a steer holder.

Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
Subject: DC
Result: Tomato clocked in at 500 mph. Holy shit that one was fickle. You are so fucked if that thing makes it to WA >_>

askterry: Just how many images of cogs do you have in your gearfolder?

Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
Subject: Cousin Loudcaps.
Result: No change in velocity. Theory that tomatos can somehow judge a pun to not be a pun proposed.

Answer to question deployed: None actually - .-

pembrokewkorgi: Don't touch my head, you EARholder

Item: Three mature SCP-504 tomatos
Subject: Pembro.
Result: Tomato 1 clocked in at 267 mph, tomato 2 at 230 mph and tomato 3 at 310 mph. Each tomato was placed 4 meters away from each other and each one flew away in different directions.

Speculation that the trayectory is variable and won’t necessarily follow a straight line for planetary-scale travel considered.

Anonymous: I once knew a guy who could bend metal with his bear hands, he could have done great things, but he was only interested in oragami, he was the gear folder.

Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
Subject: Anonymous.
Result: [DATA EXPUNGED]. Testing with unidentified sources for puns are as of now forbidden by orders of site director ████████ ████.
Two D-Class personnel dispatched for clean-up of test chamber.

endarkculi: Dang it; that Anon stole my joke.

I CAN THROW YOU IN THE OCEAN TOO IF YOU WANT .___.

pembrokewkorgi: If Lizzy was there you could be a Boob Holder

Item: Two mature SCP-504 tomato
Subject: Pembro
Result: Tomato 1 clocked in at 222 mph, Tomato 2, located 3 meters away from the first, clocked in at 265 mph. Cause for the difference in speed unknown. Further testing advised.

three-tribes: you should call yourself Gear-"Bearer" instead of a MERE "holder"

Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
Subject: Dunge
Result: Tomato clocked in at 274 mph. Broke a window as a result of bad placement respective to location of pun source. You gonna pay for that >:v

theurlgoeshere: Maybe you just need to give the tomatoes a hug. They want you to be a near holder.

Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
Subject: Urlgoe
Result: Tomato clocked in at 204 mph. Close analysis of footage reveals the fruit adopted a slight spin mid-air after a fruit fly crossed it’s path 4 meters away from point of origin.

piratedashmod: If I gave you some cerveza, would that make you a BeerHolder?

Item: One mature REAL SCP-504 tomato
Subject: Teej
Result: Tomato clocked in at 146 mph.

Now here’s hoping it doesn’t splat against a wall or something before reaching Illinios >:C

Anonymous: If you were the chair for the Oracle of Delphi, would that make you a seerholder?

I don’t need tomatos to deal with your bitch ass ù_ú