Marie’s skirt makes her squidbutt look fat.

9 notes7 years ago

thiskoroknation:

Tfw you’re told to look good but you’re already on it

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1,615 notes7 years ago

tittytenda:

Me: *says literally anything*

My mutuals:

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26,679 notes7 years ago

enecoo:

pervertedequality:

imagine tall chihuahuas

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198 notes7 years ago

sotosot:

Bless this comic.

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45,984 notes7 years ago

frosty-mage-stuff: When it is your birthday, are you suddenly a year older?


Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato, injected with 50 ml of nitroglycerine
Subject: Frosty.
Result: Tomato was placed in secure launch site and exposed to pun. It clocked in at 260 mph without incident, until it hit a pigeon 400 miles away from point of origin. No change in speed observed. Pigeon exploded as expected.

Ok so lighter materials have at least less of an effect on the speed, that’s good to know - .-

5 tomatos remain

5 notes7 years ago

lizzeh-boo:

tstf:

shiny-zorua:

Fuck

This speaks to me.

Pair this with Danny saying “sonofa bitch”

Symphony of salt

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50,853 notes7 years ago

I really want Ross to make a Mario Maker level with a giant purple plant.

With coins that spell “I believe in you”.

And the name of the stage is “Ross believes in you”

Can that be done? please let it be done ;w;

6 notes7 years ago

misspjliguori:

the super mario maker playthrough summed up in one picture:

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3,886 notes7 years ago
sketchamagowza:
“your greatest fear
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sketchamagowza:

your greatest fear

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5,960 notes7 years ago