nintendo 1995:hey kids, trade pokemon with your friends to catch em all!
nintendo 1999:hey kids, here
s some new pokemon and adventures to talk with your friends about!
nintendo 2002:kids, heres a bunch of secret bases you can use to their fullest by meeting with new people, and bunch of pokemon you can only get at events we'll host!
nintendo 2006:hey, look, even more bases and event pokemon!
nintendo 2009:HERE'S A LITERAL PEDOMOTER. TAKE A HINT.
nintendo 2010:WE ARE CUTTING OFF AREAS OF THE GAME IF YOU DONT MEET OTHER PEOPLE
nintendo 2013:WE HAVE CREATED AN ENTIRE NEW LAYER OF CUSTOMIZATION AND IN GAME REALITY SOLELY FOR THE PURPOSE OF SOCIALIZATION AND MEETING PEOPLE
nintendo 2015:FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST GO OUTSIDE ALREADY!!!!!
Everytime Gavin and I go out of the country we try to eat at whatever first mexican joint we can find [sic]. The Dutch. The Dutch make the worst [mexican food] They’re like “would you like watercress and snow peas in your burrito?”
