Anonymous: Here's an idea for a piece: Phantasma sitting nude in front of Susie while she's behind an easel and it's like that scene from Titanic.


grimphantom2:

kindahornyart:

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lol get with the program  Phantasma XD

For a moment I thought suz had drawn an image of a sketchbook on a canvas and then a ghost within the sketchbook - _-

This is some trahison des fantômes right here - .-

931 notes3 years ago

Anonymous: How can you love us if you can't love robots?


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6 notes3 years ago

that-goddamn-owl: Hoo


Name: Ese Chingado Tecolote.
Date: know what, forget dates ts not like I’m gonna be asked to do this in the future again - .-
Total Items: One (1) birdcall.

Input: “Hoo”
Setting: Very Fine
Output:

Pulsatrix perspicillata   ,''    ''.
                         / `-.  .-' \
                        /( (O))((O) )
                       /'-..-'/\`-..|
                     ,'\   `-.\/.--'|
                   ,' ( \           |
                 ,'( (   `._        |
                /( (  ( ( | `-._ _,-;
               /( (  ( ( (|     '  ;
              / ((  (    /        /
             //         /        /
             //  / /  ,'        /
            // /    ,'         /
            //  / ,'          ;
            //_,-'          ;
            // /,,,,..-))-))\    /|
              /; ; ;\ `.  \  \  / |
             /; ; ; ;\  \.  . \/./
            (; ; ;_,_,\  .: \   /
             `-'-'     | : . |:|
                       |. | : .|
5 notes3 years ago

WATCH: Man tries to rob store with sword; finds clerk also has a sword →

kaenkusari:

bebuzzu:

geisterweg:

slow-riot:

2015 is incredible

I’m loving the gradual erosion of reality happening here in 2k15

The clerk had a gun nearby “but since he came in with a sword” he opted for a sword instead.

Well ok then.

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34,343 notes3 years ago

endarkculi: We love you too, Gear.


Name: Intern Endark Culi
Date: 9/5/2015
Total Items: One (1) love.

Input: “We love you too, Gear.”
Setting: 1:1
Output: “Aww, thanks Gear~♥”

1 note3 years ago

deeceeoh: I love you too.


Name: DC
Date: 9/5/2015
Total Items: One (1) love.

Input: “I love you too.”
Setting: 1:1
Output: ♥

1 note3 years ago

Anonymous: I'm gonna torture you with robosexual asks probably forever.


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5 notes3 years ago

Anonymous: (Sorry if this sends twice, tumblr might have fucked up) What if Lizzy sent a Liz-bot to you to satisfy your Geary desires and uploaded a clone of her consciousness to it? Would robots then be for sexual?


Name: Director Gearholder
Date: 9/5/2015
Total Items: One (1) D-class personnel, of the robosexual advocate greyblob variety.

Input: Anonymous
Setting: Rough
Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Notes: Good fuckin riddance. - Director Gearholder

3 notes3 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: if this is a reference to something, i don't get it


Fuckin hell the first two paragraphs of that thing were suposd to go here fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkk - A-

1 note3 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: what the fuck are you doing


SCP-914: The Clockworks.

After extended time spent in research on and with SCP-914, the following proposal regarding its nature may be made with a significant degree of certainty: SCP-914 was not designed as an industrial device. Nor was it primarily a scientific device. Its primary function appears to be as a form of entertainment. After review of the recovery notes, and evaluation of the test logs, it appears that SCP-914 was designed to create the most “novel” items possible, with no regard for practicality or function - .-

A short review of settings, as well:

Rough: Destruction of the item.
Coarse: Disassembly of the item into component parts.
1:1: Direct integration of multiple items, or “re-interpretation” of singular items.
Fine: Refinement of items, often with a blending or “re-interpretation” of base states.
Very Fine: Total “re-interpretation”, often times using only the base compounds of items.

Because Im bored I’ve decided to “refine” asks sent to me. Taxonomically, categorically, semiotically, semantically, rethorically, epithemologically, whatever the fuck I see fit.

Like those other times I said something dumb and then everyone wanted to be a part of it, like the agents codenames, redemption codes, that kinda shit.
I just wanna be inclusive with ya’ll dorks cuz ilu~ - .-

3 notes3 years ago