adurot: Also, are you coming up with these results or is this from a database somewhere? Because damn...

adurot:

gearholder:

I make em on the go man

SCP testings are a writing exercise brah, what’s the point if you don’t exercise it? - 3-

I have no idea what exactly the whole SCP thing is actually from. I should probably google that.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sites/scp-foundation an abridged introduction - 3-

ask-lola-cloudmaker: I gotsa me some 63 yen, what do I get with it? (get it? 63) :y

Money entered: 63 yen
Item description: One churro in a paper bag, unlabeled. Chocolate filled.

Notes: Sasha, the machine doesn’t necessarily know the meme meaning a number may have for people. And if you want a sex-changing snack it sure as hell will cost ya more than 63 yen -__-

adurot: Can I use my yen coin of indeterminate value now?

Money entered: ??? yen (one coin with minting markings erased)
Item description: One donut covered in dark purplish frosting and white sprinkles. Transparent plastic wrapping in Portuguese stating it is [DATA EXPUNGED]. Item disposed of by biohazard team, researcher sent to medical bay for scoring and testing suspended for proper analysis of the area and decontamination if needed.

adurot: Also, are you coming up with these results or is this from a database somewhere? Because damn...

I make em on the go man

SCP testings are a writing exercise brah, what’s the point if you don’t exercise it? - 3-

stimpatch: 2000 YEN

Alright resuming testing. Yes there is a 24 hours wait after 10 uses of the machine but we also have SCPs able to accelerate time, idk why those other gutless fools refuse to cross-test even these skips, they’re harmless enough - .-

ANYWAY:

Money entered: 2000 yen
Item description: “FlaveGasms: Yellow Vibes” a bag containing 53 jelly beans. Flavors include mango, pineapple, orange, banana and kiwi. Logo in English, packaging in Dutch. Approximately 3 minutes after consumption, if the consumer is a biological male, the testicles will begin to produce a viscous substance of the same flavor as the jelly bean for a duration of approximately 5 hours. Testing in animals yields same results.

38 units remain after combined testing (using up 14 units) and incident 261-GH20. Both researchers involved reprimanded and reminded to keep intimate matters for another time. Analysis of chemical composition for reverse engineering is underway.

adurot: I Do have a single yen coin I guess, but I don't know it's denomination.

I already did 12 tests any more would be dangerous let’s continue in the morn ok? I am le tired - A-

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Yenny Wakeman

WHERE?!? :U

I.. I mean… no Ellie, bad… that’s… that’s not dinero >////>