micchy-did-nothing-wrong: It was in one of the test logs linked to through the main SCP article. Damn thing was never used in subsequent tests, so I figured why not see what you'd come up with.

I know the test logs, you! >:V
But who else here does? Tha’s rite, like 3 people tops.

Look man until a majority of people can tell what “a language approximating both Cherokee and Latin, with syntactic traces of Greek and Nahuatl” means then I’m not referencing other SCP canon stuff - __-

askthenightguards: Imaginary money? Brilliant! One game token from a nearby family entertainment restaurant.

Money entered: One game token from a nearby family entertainment restaurant.
Item description: Red aluminum can labelled “Stop That” in big block letters. Loud buzzing heard from within can as if coming from a large, angry insect.
Can was not opened.

Notes: In what way did you think this was gonna change?

micchy-did-nothing-wrong: Meal voucher procured via previous experiment

what voucher? what experiment? dude you can’t just make up imaginary moneys - _-

thegoddamnowl: no fquc u i'll tempt luck dis tiem here have 1 yen

Money entered: 1 yen
Item description: One matchstick. Fire produced by it was noted to smell of roasted chestnuts, and also had a memetic property that compelled the test subject to put it while still lit into their mouth, resulting in minor burns.

ask-lola-cloudmaker: How much do I pay for a Gearholder

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thegoddamnowl: I'll use ¥3431 :y

Money entered: 3431 yen
Item description: “KFO” deep-fried owl bucket. Labeling in English. DNA testing reveals the animal to be a specimen of Bubo virginianus nacurutu. Seasonings are unlike any present on Earth, with at least 8 unknown species of herbs identified.

whatevenisaquid: 8008¥. Hue.

Money entered: 800 yen
Item description: One ripe banana. Attempting to peel it was met with a strong resistance later revealed to be caused by a very thin plastic wrapping that had to be cut with a very sharp object (a letter opener owned by Dr. █████) with a considerable amount of effort.

Material is being analized for its impressive resistance at such a small scale.