dragonsandbutts:

weegboi:

itscolossal:

WATCH: Remarkable Footage of Plants That Explode to Disperse Their Seeds (video)

plant cumshots

I see you too like to explode to spray your seed everywhere…

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10,608 notes7 years ago

spatziline:

Peridot though
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is this a ship yet? I propose Birdorito as its name if it’s not :V

4,943 notes7 years ago

deeceeoh: The Gearholder Foundation will fall. And when it does I'll be there laughing.


know what, I haven’t done any testing of my own have I?

ok here goes:

Money entered: 525 yen
Item description: A bottle of “GRASS POWAH!” brand natural juice, produced by the Gearholder Foundation. Packaging in Portuguese, stating manufacture was done by a Brazilian subsidiary located in [DATA EXPUNGED].

Marked as “Paraíso Mix”, it is a mix of extracts from Paullinia cupana, Passiflora edulis, and Mangifera indica fruits. Lacks preservatives but somehow the expiration date is not due until ██/██/████.

Notes: Suck my cog, DC. - Site Director E. Gere.

7 notes7 years ago

newnamed: 473 Rubles


Money entered: 473 Rubles
Item description: None, pushed “coin return” button after inserting currency. 861 yen deposited into coin return slot.

Well shit, I was just trying to humour the fuck but turns out the thing can exchange currencies? how come no one has tried this before?

Money entered: 861 yen
Item description: Glass bottle of Nuka-Cola, 500 ml. Radiohazard response team deployed.

Subsequent, separate testing with other currencies yielded no coin exchange.

Bummer. Guess it was just feeling generous that time.

7 notes7 years ago

unsounded:

How to open a beer with a banana

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616,806 notes7 years ago
shadesofmidnights:
“ Christina Ricci, who as a child famously portrayed Wednesday Addams, dressed up as Morticia Addams…
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shadesofmidnights:

Christina Ricci, who as a child famously portrayed Wednesday Addams, dressed up as Morticia Addams…

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342,084 notes7 years ago
nanaoid:
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nanaoid:

<:3c

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5,209 notes7 years ago
daynadoodles:
“ watching them play ross’ levels is kinda like watching a horror movie.
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daynadoodles:

watching them play ross’ levels is kinda like watching a horror movie.

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10,599 notes7 years ago
13,405 notes7 years ago

paradisaeid:

adrians:

been trying to find this video for years

THE DOG

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via funfetti-cakke)

658,640 notes7 years ago