deeceeoh: The Gearholder Foundation will fall. And when it does I'll be there laughing.

know what, I haven’t done any testing of my own have I?

ok here goes:

Money entered: 525 yen
Item description: A bottle of “GRASS POWAH!” brand natural juice, produced by the Gearholder Foundation. Packaging in Portuguese, stating manufacture was done by a Brazilian subsidiary located in [DATA EXPUNGED].

Marked as “Paraíso Mix”, it is a mix of extracts from Paullinia cupana, Passiflora edulis, and Mangifera indica fruits. Lacks preservatives but somehow the expiration date is not due until ██/██/████.

Notes: Suck my cog, DC. - Site Director E. Gere.

newnamed: 473 Rubles

Money entered: 473 Rubles
Item description: None, pushed “coin return” button after inserting currency. 861 yen deposited into coin return slot.

Well shit, I was just trying to humour the fuck but turns out the thing can exchange currencies? how come no one has tried this before?

Money entered: 861 yen
Item description: Glass bottle of Nuka-Cola, 500 ml. Radiohazard response team deployed.

Subsequent, separate testing with other currencies yielded no coin exchange.

Bummer. Guess it was just feeling generous that time.