Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
all i’m saying is what if guns were voice activated
so when you pointed at something and said bang it actually did a thing
I’m serious man is this shitpost harvesting season wtf? ; w;
officer, i’m not saying i’m going to stick a pizza on top of the eiffel tower, i’m just asking is it illegal
if you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best
yeah ok I can see somethin’s up cus you didn’t react to “babe” :T
Go to sleep Elizabeth
how is imagining people in their underwear supposed to help my self esteem when every time i just end up masturbating in front of everyone
because then they get to see your majestic ass and that will put you in a position of power u .u
Is that how Liz got you under her thumb? She showed you a butt pic?
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how is imagining people in their underwear supposed to help my self esteem when every time i just end up masturbating in front of everyone
because then they get to see your majestic ass and that will put you in a position of power u .u
Anonymous: Hey baby, are you a cognitohazard? Because every time I look at you, I lose my mind.
Well that doesn’t make any sense, you shouldn’t have any recolection of the event if the proper amnestics had been administered - .-
Anon you are either a breach in protocol and must be terminated immediately, and the researchers in charge reprimanded; or have become immune to amnestic agents and should be screened for possible SCP classification.
