theurlgoeshere: Gear, I wanna run the Space Jam Soundtrack through 914 on Fine.

Input: One (1) cassette tape containing the soundtrack for the movie “Space Jam”

Setting: Fine

Output: Five (5) tickets for a concert to be held in the United Center stadium, dated for [DATA EXPUNGED]. The concert features all of the artists who took part in the soundtrack for the movie. The meaning behind the number of tickets is under discussion.

omegaresnovae: I have an item I wish to submit to The Foundation as well. It's this off-white slab of marble, flecked through with bits of what looks to be quartz, 50 cm x 50 cm square, 20 mm thick. It's harder than Mohs-10, having resisted being scratched with a diamond; however, that hasn't stopped someone from carving the words "Tabula Rasa" into in it in facsimile of Classic Roman font. As you can imagine, I'm somewhat loath to touch it.

Fuck that, let’s put it into 914 - .-

Input:  50x50x2 cm slab of marble, with latin “Tabula Rasa” inscription in glyphic font.

Setting: 1:1

Output: 25x20x10 cm slab of dolomite, with english “Blank Slate” insciption in neo-grotesque font.

“No, we cannot keep hard stuff contained at Site-██, too many jokes comparing it to male sexual organs on behalf of the researchers. It’s a wonder we still have those last 5 tomatoes around.” - Site Director E. Gere.

deeceeoh: I have an item I need to submit to the Foundation. Can you help me? Pretty please with Christmas trees?

deeceeoh:

gearholder:

So long as you don’t include an inquiry about your “coolness” as of the present time è_é

Nonono. This thing needs to be sealed away or destroyed.

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deeceeoh: I have an item I need to submit to the Foundation. Can you help me? Pretty please with Christmas trees?

So long as you don’t include an inquiry about your “coolness” as of the present time è_é

Anonymous: keeping your eyes on the pryce

…I’d keep both SCP-131′s if I could u///u

geradex: Looks like you're keeping your eyes on the prize.

Ok I’m home now and rereading my previous post I realise it couldve been worded better :|

transsalamander: I finally understand what shitposting means. Thank you.

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you edited a panel of a comic for reaction purposes?

so proud of you right now ; 3;