cutiverse-deactivated20161031: un heart: ♥

Input: Un (1) heart: ♥

Setting: Very fine 

Output: ONE HUNDRED AND TEN MILLION HEARTS HOLY SHIT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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“ANDREA QUE CARAJO SE SUPONE QUE HAGA CON TODOS ESTOS CORAZONES?” - Site Director E. Gere.

thegoddamnowl: Forgot to mention: on 'Rough' if possible

Test repeated by request from Agent Tecolote.

Input: One (1) Double Triple Balty Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Setting: Rough.

Output: A perfectly cubic block with sides about 10 cm long made of an unknown organic material. Touching the cube makes the subject feel satiated after 5 seconds, bloated and nauseous after 10 and [DATA EXPUNGED] after 20 seconds of exposure. Analysis of both living and dead test subjects’ stomachs reveals no anomalies.

All test subjects invariably complain of “a lack of pickles in their meal” after breaking contact with the cube.

“Ok what the shit?” - Site Director E. Gere.

omegaresnovae: One copy of the 10th Anniversary reunion soundtrack of 'Les Miserables' set to 1:1.

Input: One copy of the 10th Anniversary reunion soundtrack of ‘Les Miserables’

Setting: 1:1

Output: One copy of the 10th Anniversary reunion soundtrack of Disney’s ‘Aladdin’

thegoddamnowl: Then I'll put in a Double Triple Balty Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Input: One (1) Double Triple Balty Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Setting: Very fine (accidentally set to this setting by an assistant researcher)

Output: A perfectly cubic block with sides about 10 cm long made of an unknown organic material. Touching the cube makes the subject feel satiated after 5 seconds, bloated and nauseous after 10 and [DATA EXPUNGED] after 20 seconds of exposure. Analysis of both living and dead test subjects’ stomachs reveals no anomalies.

All test subjects invariably complain of “a lack of pickles in their meal” after breaking contact with the cube.

funfetti-cakke-talks: I'd like to give a rusty Mosin-Nagant

Input: One (1) rusty Mosin-Nagant.

Setting: 1:1

Output: One (1) M1908 rifle. Devoid of rust, but the barrel has multiple dents, some of which have rendered it unoperable as they jam the bullet.

frosty-mage-stuff: One Pinkie Pie 4DE plushie on coarse.

Input: One (1) Pinkie Pie 4DE plushie

Setting: Coarse.

Output: Various pieces of pink plush, organized by shape and size; approximately 12 meters of thread in a ball, a pile of plush filling and [DATA EXPUNGED].

Woah.. I mean WOW. I was not expecting THAT. - Site Director E. Gere.

poniesonpaper: One large Salmon (deceased) set to rough

Input: One (1) salmon carcass.

Setting: Rough

Output: A homogenized pile of mashed tissue confirmed to be salmon. The bones, guts, scales and meat are all mixed together but the all around texture is smooth and the unedible parts are barely perceptible. D-35521 was offered a sandwich made with the paste (cooked) and reported it to be rather pleasant, albeit missing a bit of seasoning.