• me:*posts a thing*
  • me:this could either make or break my career
  • friend:you'd lose the restaurant?
  • me:this could either make or break my hobby
18 notes7 years ago

(via inuleeli)

13,934 notes7 years ago

princessdawnauroreon:

parissleepsinflames:

autonomeme:

wigglyfield:

i heard there was a john cena meme

We’ll all pay for the crimes we’ve committed someday

welp that’s a wrap, full circle and the internet is over, everybody go back to your lives

Nobody has been able to successfully fool me with this meme in forever but I didn’t even expect it there Congratulations

(via funfetti-cakke)

174,451 notes7 years ago

thegoddamnowl: A pair of nice glasses on 'Super Fine'


Input: Nice glasses.

Setting: Very Fine.

Output: A pair of contact lenses with the same properties SCP-558-3 possesses, although these are not green in coloration, instead being clear to the naked eye, but testing indicates they have a color that can only be perceived by the wearer.

5 notes7 years ago

Anonymous: I'd like to give one bowl of salad


Input: One (1) bowl of salad.

Setting: 1:1

Output: One (1) bowl of vegetable soup.

4 notes7 years ago

Anonymous: When is it going to dawn on you that Lizzy is just a terrible, terrible person?


When is it going to dawn on you that I am? .-.

7 notes7 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: YAY


;`A´;

2 notes7 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: ONE (1) KITTEN ORPHANAGE, ROUGH!!!!


GODDAMIT ELIZABETH FINE

Input: One (1) SHOEBOX FILLED WITH 8 KITTENS, LABELED “KITTEN ORPHANAGE”.

Setting: ROUGH

Output: A PILE OF SHREDDED CARDBOARD AND PAPER, AND 8 SMALL PILES OF MINCED MEAT, BONE SPLINTERS, AND UNEVENLY CUT ORGANS DRIPPING BLOOD. THE FLESH APPEARS BURNT IN SOME AREAS AND ONE EYE (THE ONLY THING STILL MOSTLY COMPLETE) SEEMS TO STILL BE RESPONSIVE TO LIGHT.

7 notes7 years ago
jovalic:
“ I need more human poses. So I doodled me Lemon Zest
”

jovalic:

I need more human poses. So I doodled me Lemon Zest

(via karosiv-the-aura-rose)

192 notes7 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: ONE (1) ORPHANAGE, ROUGH


BITCH! THE MACHINE INPUT BOOTH IS ONLY 3 x 2.1 x 2.1m (10 x 7 x 7ft) IT CAN’T FIT A ORPHANAGE!! >:U

5 notes7 years ago