Anonymous: Draw Lizzie with Dutch Elm disease.


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Anonymous: Is it true that your restaurant uses lamb enhancers, such as paprika?


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>”lamb enhancers”?

>”such as paprika”??

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???

Paprika tastes like plain dust, it enhances jackshit nothing - .-

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Anonymous: draw Ellie with Dutch Limb Enhancers™


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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Personally I think Mario 64 is quite the lackluster game as well but alright


Oh don’t get me wrong I’m not defending that piece of hairy garbage [sic].

It is bad, but at least it’s not glitchy bad u.u

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chefpyro:

gearholder:

I keep finding videos way too late -~-

This might be even better than the Mario 64 one.

That’d be because Mario 64 was a decent game Arin was bad at so it’s mostly angry screaming, but Sonic was a shit game and he’s making more fun comments and enjoying himself …for the most part.

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carnex: McDonald's French fries


funfetti-cakke-talks:

deeceeoh:

gearholder:

I like Wendy’s’s better - .-

I prefer Burger King fries.

Red Robin’s is good though

ok i’ll admit I’m somewhat biased because:

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chefpyro:

junk is a good word

it can mean trash

it can mean stuff in general

it can mean a ballsack

so versatile

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26 notes7 years ago

chefpyro:

Just because it a shitpost does not mean it a shit post.

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310 notes7 years ago

theurlgoeshere: Pop a robot with a sign saying "Not for Sexual" into 914 on 1:1.


Output: Two large metallic orbs, cobalt colored. There appears to be mechanical parts inside them. Touching them causes a strong sound of shattering glass to come from the inside, followed by sounds of many gears grinding together. After 10 seconds, the grinding stops and then a new touch triggers the exact same process once more.

After 3 touches, the grinding started displaying erratic noises, as if one or more of the gears had been displaced. After 2 more touches, the grinding stopped alltogether and after one more touch the spheres cracked open, revealing all the clockwork inside to be also cracked into pieces.

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