kumagawa:

kumagawa:

date a girl who’ll teach you the basics of cqc 

UPDATE: DONT DO THIS. I REPEAT. DO NOT.

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3,646 notes3 years ago

frosty-mage-stuff: If they run when the sun comes up, are they solar powered?


adurot:

gearholder:

Everything is solar powered .-.

Not vampires.

Vampires drink blood that comes from humans who eat animals who eat grass who performs photosynthesis who exists only as the result of an intricate configuration of DNA who comes from the mixture of various chemical compounds who come from atoms who were created within the scorching inferno of fusion that is the sun.

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Now make me an apple pie .-.

16 notes3 years ago

Reblog with who your partner pokemon would be in the tags!

ommanyte:

You know, your best pal, your bud, who follows you everywhere, who sits on your shoulder (or maybe you sit on theirs). We’re talking Ash and Pikachu levels of companionship.

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123,335 notes3 years ago

frosty-mage-stuff: If they run when the sun comes up, are they solar powered?


Everything is solar powered .-.

16 notes3 years ago

chefpyro:

a-random-mod:

chefpyro:

adurot:

chefpyro:

adurot:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

I want a sausage roll

I got a sausage roll

Is this a euphemism?

No, you fucking whackjob, I literally went to a bakery and bought myself a fucking sausage roll, holy shit dude

They sell sausages in bakeries there?

NO, THEY SELL SAUSAGE ROLLS

ROLLS WITH SAUSAGES IN THEM

IS THIS A STRANGE CONCEPT TO YOU??

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Oh so they’re like hot pockets minus the diarrhea?

What the fuck is a hot pocket

From what I can tell it’s diarrhea

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77 notes3 years ago

chefpyro:

i’m still in a meme

snake eater

and they meme when the sun comes up

with their shit on the posts

ALIIIVEEE!

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72,382 notes3 years ago

clairclairsky: are you nuclear or are you wild


I am lightning, the rain transformed.

7 notes3 years ago

chefpyro:

gearholder:

do.. do your contacts tint your vision or is it the iris only that gets purple’d? >_>

unrelated question, just curios :T

That’s more like a lilac, beattch

And no, it just makes the iris purple. Why the fuck would I want purple-vision all the time, that’s a terrible idea. Like, holy shit can you imagine how many problems that could cause.

Lilac (#C8A2C8) has

0% cyan
19% magenta
0% yellow
22% black

so it is a shade of magenta and not true purple; but #9A7AB8 has

16% cyan
34% magenta
0% yellow
28% black

the presence of cyan technically makes it a purple, truss me I’m a designer u .u

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7 notes3 years ago

Anonymous: You know, we don’t define you by the fact you're Dutch. It is funny to watch you react to anime though. (PS: we define you by the fact you're evil)


chefpyro:

:

I’m not evil. I’m chaotic neutral at worst.

gearholder said: Chaotic good is more accurate tbh

You take that back.

no way we both know you’re a goody two shoes who rescued a stray cat when it trespassed her house~ ùwú

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