Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Anonymous: If you were the chair for the Oracle of Delphi, would that make you a seerholder?
I don’t need tomatos to deal with your bitch ass ù_ú
Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
Subject: Teej
Result: No change in velocity.
Fuckin hell did they give me fake tomatos wtf è A é
Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
Subject: Pembro
Result: Tomato moved a little, but later inspection revealed a slight seismic activity was at fault.
Why aren’t they reacting? holder puns are awful they’re suposed to move dammit èAé
Revised - .-
Still stupid - .-
Why do I do this - _-
Because you want to see your business fail. >:V
fuk you man my logo is premier as fuck, what’s stupid is why I’m still runnin along with tumblr’s april fools 2015 shit ù_ú
(via deeceeoh)
Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
Subject: Pembro
Transcript: "I need a gear holder… Here! Please hold these cogs for me.“
Result: No change in velocity.
Damn fruit didn’t even twitch. Damnit - _-
gearholder confirmed for tsundere
Th-that’s not… I mean just… you can’t… SH-SHUDDUP!! ò~ó
(Source: inevitablejeb, via karosiv-the-aura-rose)