Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

zedrin-maybe:

i love boobs but man back pain from them is so unfair

hmmm maybe a campaign for a boob-holding program…

“Share the load: Carry a boob today”

That’s one helluva good slogan if I say so meself :Y

30 notes3 years ago

Marie’s skirt makes her squidbutt look fat.

9 notes3 years ago

thiskoroknation:

Tfw you’re told to look good but you’re already on it

(Source: beeboy2019, via funfetti-cakke)

1,616 notes3 years ago

tittytenda:

Me: *says literally anything*

My mutuals:

image

(via extradan)

26,671 notes3 years ago

enecoo:

pervertedequality:

imagine tall chihuahuas

image

(Source: ladyfubuki, via enecoo)

198 notes3 years ago

sotosot:

Bless this comic.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via kalianos)

45,979 notes3 years ago

frosty-mage-stuff: When it is your birthday, are you suddenly a year older?

Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato, injected with 50 ml of nitroglycerine
Subject: Frosty.
Result: Tomato was placed in secure launch site and exposed to pun. It clocked in at 260 mph without incident, until it hit a pigeon 400 miles away from point of origin. No change in speed observed. Pigeon exploded as expected.

Ok so lighter materials have at least less of an effect on the speed, that’s good to know - .-

5 tomatos remain

5 notes3 years ago

lizzeh-boo:

tstf:

shiny-zorua:

Fuck

This speaks to me.

Pair this with Danny saying “sonofa bitch”

Symphony of salt

(via projectsnt)

50,794 notes3 years ago

I really want Ross to make a Mario Maker level with a giant purple plant.

With coins that spell “I believe in you”.

And the name of the stage is “Ross believes in you”

Can that be done? please let it be done ;w;

6 notes3 years ago

misspjliguori:

the super mario maker playthrough summed up in one picture:

image

(Source: rhysymmetra, via transsalamander)

3,888 notes3 years ago