Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Money entered: 1200 yen
Item description: “Golden Crab Sandwich” a sandwich wrapped in paper. Packaging in Danish, only containing philosophical quotes from Danish writers, aside from the name of the food in a larger font.
Rye bread, crab meat of an unknown species fried to a crisp, minced parsley leaves and onion are mixed in, and a fried egg of unknown species on top of it, covered in a white wine sauce and topped by the other half of rye bread. Chemical analysis confirms all ingredients are safe for consumption.
Money entered: 1981 yen
Item description: “Pepsi Spirit” an aluminium can apparently containing 10 fl oz of an unknown fluid. Upon opening, the fluid came out from the can and flowed through the air until it entered researcher █████████ ██████’s nostrils completely, causing slight headache for the researcher.
Flavor reported as that of regular pepsi, and fluid confirmed to have moved from the researcher’s nostrils into the mouth for tasting, from which it then traveled to the stomach. The fluid seems to have been absorbed almost immediately into the researcher’s body through the esophagus and stomach walls. No other secondary effect observed.
Just a foreword: Due to safety concerns, all tests will be performed with the machine being powered u .u
Money entered: 1000 yen
Item description: Provolone & Pepperoni “Pocket-Hots”. A cardboard box contaning 12 rectangular pastries, approximately the size of a Poptart, in individual metallic foil wrapping.
Package in English instructs the consumer to put a piece inside one’s pocket and let the body heat warm it up. Testing confirms the wrapping conducts and retains heat for this purpose, allowing the “Hots” to be eaten fresh out of the “Pocket” [sic].
Temperature of the box at retrieval of -12ªC indicates storage is done in refrigeration.
am bored, who wants sumthin from SCP-261? - A-
Sure. Got any Tims Potato Chips? Sea Salt and Vinegar or Sour Cream and Onion if you’ve got them. :V
That’s not how it works ya numbutt you gotta put money (in yen) and the output is random >:V
Send me how much yen ya wanna spend in ask form >:T
(via deeceeoh)
am bored, who wants sumthin from SCP-261? - A-
FUCk man, I just had to go to like 3 different stores looking for buns for my burgz, but hell the bread is needed, wtf am I? some kind of savage who eats burger meat on it’s own?! no, I’m a man of conviction god damn and I want my stinkin burgers with bread and by GEORGE I will have them Ò [ Ó
And maybe I’ll put little smiley faces on them with the ketchup yehhh~ - w-
… What type of buns did you end up getting?
…standard sesame-covered?
(via deeceeoh)
87 is the stairs ya dingus, just HOW high do you even have to BE just to SAY something like that…………..
Ok por tu chistesito, tienes dos opciones Tecolote: te prendo FUEHGO, ó:
