







fruit dragons !
click through to see whats what - fun fact the dragonfruit was the First One made but as i had no plans to make the rest of em at the time theres a noticable difference in quality and size a h h ah a
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ask-lola-cloudmaker: I gotsa me some 63 yen, what do I get with it? (get it? 63) :y
Money entered: 63 yen
Item description: One churro in a paper bag, unlabeled. Chocolate filled.
Notes: Sasha, the machine doesn’t necessarily know the meme meaning a number may have for people. And if you want a sex-changing snack it sure as hell will cost ya more than 63 yen -__-
adurot: Can I use my yen coin of indeterminate value now?
Money entered: ??? yen (one coin with minting markings erased)
Item description: One donut covered in dark purplish frosting and white sprinkles. Transparent plastic wrapping in Portuguese stating it is [DATA EXPUNGED]. Item disposed of by biohazard team, researcher sent to medical bay for scoring and testing suspended for proper analysis of the area and decontamination if needed.
adurot: Also, are you coming up with these results or is this from a database somewhere? Because damn...
I make em on the go man
SCP testings are a writing exercise brah, what’s the point if you don’t exercise it? - 3-
stimpatch: 2000 YEN
Alright resuming testing. Yes there is a 24 hours wait after 10 uses of the machine but we also have SCPs able to accelerate time, idk why those other gutless fools refuse to cross-test even these skips, they’re harmless enough - .-
ANYWAY:
Money entered: 2000 yen
Item description: “FlaveGasms: Yellow Vibes” a bag containing 53 jelly beans. Flavors include mango, pineapple, orange, banana and kiwi. Logo in English, packaging in Dutch. Approximately 3 minutes after consumption, if the consumer is a biological male, the testicles will begin to produce a viscous substance of the same flavor as the jelly bean for a duration of approximately 5 hours. Testing in animals yields same results.
38 units remain after combined testing (using up 14 units) and incident 261-GH20. Both researchers involved reprimanded and reminded to keep intimate matters for another time. Analysis of chemical composition for reverse engineering is underway.
adurot: I Do have a single yen coin I guess, but I don't know it's denomination.
I already did 12 tests any more would be dangerous let’s continue in the morn ok? I am le tired - A-
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Yenny Wakeman
WHERE?!? :U

I.. I mean… no Ellie, bad… that’s… that’s not dinero >////>
cutiverse-deactivated20161031: ❤
H-hearts aren’t even money AJ!! ò//A//ó
Also I don’t got hearting gifs on me “orz
adurot: I have a silver wheat penny...
The machine only takes yen mannn, anything else it just returns thru the coin return slot - A-
flipywaterboy: 6713,40 yes, gif me the stuff
Money entered: 340 yen
Item description: “Clam HAM” a chunk of meat simmilar to ham identified as being clam tissue from an unknown species. It appears to be a single organism’s entire muscle mass, which supports the idea that it is a giant new species. Uncooked; instructions for preparation in French printed on the meat with edible ink.
Notes: Enough with the ludicrous numbers, no means no. - O5
