Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Money entered: One game token from a nearby family entertainment restaurant.
Item description: Red aluminum can labelled “Stop That” in big block letters. Loud buzzing heard from within can as if coming from a large, angry insect.
Can was not opened.
Notes: In what way did you think this was gonna change?
what voucher? what experiment? dude you can’t just make up imaginary moneys - _-
Money entered: 1 yen
Item description: One matchstick. Fire produced by it was noted to smell of roasted chestnuts, and also had a memetic property that compelled the test subject to put it while still lit into their mouth, resulting in minor burns.
Please send this fantastic game some love. The dev team behind it is wonderful and deserves every good thing coming to them
AlpacaxDeer yes :Y
(via conspicuouslad)
Money entered: 3431 yen
Item description: “KFO” deep-fried owl bucket. Labeling in English. DNA testing reveals the animal to be a specimen of Bubo virginianus nacurutu. Seasonings are unlike any present on Earth, with at least 8 unknown species of herbs identified.
Money entered: 800 yen
Item description: One ripe banana. Attempting to peel it was met with a strong resistance later revealed to be caused by a very thin plastic wrapping that had to be cut with a very sharp object (a letter opener owned by Dr. █████) with a considerable amount of effort.
Material is being analized for its impressive resistance at such a small scale.
Money entered: 2500 yen
Item description: A wooden box containing what appears to be catfood, engraved with Norse runes. The food itself is composed of minced pigeon, elk and rat meat, with some added herbs. Of note is the presence of what appears to be a QR code on the back of the box.