grim-the-pony-reaper: I'm assuming all these yen have been in coins. so I would like to insert 1 yen bill, please
Money entered: 1 yen
Item description: The heart of a hummingbird, still beating.
I think this thing wants a rest… Testing at Site-██ concluded, SCP-261 boxed for return to Site-██.



WATCH: Remarkable Footage of Plants That Explode to Disperse Their Seeds (video)
plant cumshots
I see you too like to explode to spray your seed everywhere…
(via kalianos)
deeceeoh: The Gearholder Foundation will fall. And when it does I'll be there laughing.
know what, I haven’t done any testing of my own have I?
ok here goes:
Money entered: 525 yen
Item description: A bottle of “GRASS POWAH!” brand natural juice, produced by the Gearholder Foundation. Packaging in Portuguese, stating manufacture was done by a Brazilian subsidiary located in [DATA EXPUNGED].
Marked as “Paraíso Mix”, it is a mix of extracts from Paullinia cupana, Passiflora edulis, and Mangifera indica fruits. Lacks preservatives but somehow the expiration date is not due until ██/██/████.
Notes: Suck my cog, DC. - Site Director E. Gere.










