Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Gosh dang hotdogs, taking all our jobs, ruining this country!
— Burgie the floating burger with eyes and smiling, floating from right to left across the screen.
(You only need to watch from 1:02 till 1:15 - .-)
Princess Bride themed restaurant. Waiters say “as you wish” after taking your order.
Finish the Fezzik in an hour, your meal is free.
Come in a wheelbarrow, your meal is 10% off.
Every so often the hostess will say “bye bye boys, have fun storming the castle!” as people are leaving.
Miracle Max’s Cure for the Mostly Dead is on the menu and its a giant chocolate cakeball.
The servers will sometimes switch your wines after distracting you.
They sell Anybody Want a Peanut Brittle at the door.
“There are a shortage of perfect chicken breasts in the world. Twould be a pity not to order these.”
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. I’ll be your server.
Prepare to dine.”BWEAKFAST, BWEAKFAST IS WHAT BWINGS US TOGEVVER TODAY
The clients play along: “You seem a decent fellow, I love to tip you”
(via deeceeoh)
when a brony stubs their toe
Buckkkkkkk oh my celestia this hurts!!!! does anypony have a bandaid?
Nah, it more like this:
OW, FOR BUCKS SAKE, MY HOOF! LUNA SAVE THIS WRETCHED SOUL!
make your own post fucker
I prefer the Luna quote.
In the unlikely event that I have children, I will raise them in a house of Celestia
Cloperella pls, whe have to do this again? It’s obvious that Luna is best princess
Oh my god shut the fuck up shut the fuck up please find some friends get some fucking coffee just do something else
This is a mess im so sorry
i crave death
This is one of those cases where you try to put the worm on the hook but end up stabbing your own thumb instead.
(via funfetti-cakke)
When you come down to it, Mario Maker was just Ross’s revenge on Arin for Sonic Dreams Collection .-.
Dan was an unfortunate collateral, sadly u_u