Anonymous: Explain Steven Universe by what you know from your proxy-viewery


There’s this boy who lives in a beach house with his 3 fairy gemmothers: Big red, smol purple and medium salt; and they live in this beach because for some reason other fairy gems like to hang around in the place and because they’re on springbreak or some equivalent gem shit they’re drunk and cause some trouble for local business I guess, so the 3 gemmothers have to drive them to their hotel rooms.

But then the travel agency sends a representative cactus to see why the group hasn’t returned yet cuz they’ve overstayed their welcome, so they gotta renew the contract, but the 3 gemmothers dont have the money and the other gem fairys are hungover, except one who just went off on her own cuz someone drew a mustache on her face with permanent marker while she was sleep or something idk the exact details, so they can’t give them their credit card numbers to pay, so the cactus rep goes back to corporate and brings a thug to collect the payment. Then some other stuff goes down and the gal who ran off comes back cuz idk maybe she forgot her toothbrush and does the crew a solid by talkin things over with the thug so they can keep partying it up at the beach.

But the cactus rep keeps coming back even tho the 3 gemmothers keep tellin her to wait till the others awake. Also some of the springbrekars got really wild and were sent to the hospital.

That’s how it goes rite?

4 notes3 years ago

jwblogofrandomness:

I thought this scene needed to be gifed, so I gifed it.

(via karosiv-the-aura-rose)

224,802 notes3 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: it's okay if you don't watch SU because my blog will force you to watch all the episodes with peridot in them by proxy


“Stupid button heer idonknowahtanything iyAAAAAH!!”

is she the Egoraptor of SU? what the hells? >:Y

21 notes3 years ago
greensalamander:
“ adurot:
“ Suck it, Rarara!
”
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If the ponk bestows you with butt touch, that’s amore ._.

greensalamander:

adurot:

Suck it, Rarara!

gearholder

If the ponk bestows you with butt touch, that’s amore ._.

(via transsalamander)

1,024 notes3 years ago
slime-capsule:
“ she hungers
”

slime-capsule:

she hungers

(Source: oozegod, via budaclees)

3,618 notes3 years ago

Anonymous: Starco or Janstar? ( You cannot pick both! )


spatziline:

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Originally posted by thekingdomofmewni

TRYING TO CHOOSE ONE PHYSICALLY HURTS ME 

My pseudo-professional advise for situations like this is:

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177 notes3 years ago

Anonymous: Can u draw Marco and janna together and star in the background all jealous? love ur art btw❤️


spatziline:

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IS SHE JEALOUS OF MARCO OR JANNA? I CAN’T DECIDE

Janna is peligro man, and Star digs that stuff… I was gonna say something else but suddenly remembered the time she put on Marco’s clothes and now I can only think of Starships where she roleplays as Marco and the implications…

Boy this will be an awkward sleep tonight :|

555 notes3 years ago

Anonymous: YOUR OPINION ABOUT: JANNA AND MARCO AS A COUPLE OBVIOUSLY SHE LIKES HIM (QUESTION TO CALM DOWN THE STORM THE CASTLE'S STUFF)


spatziline:

JANCO? JANCO IS mynotp an interesting ship 

have you seen them interact? she’s an absolute tease man, trying to make the guy angry >:Y

48 notes3 years ago

>_>

<_<


SCP-971

6 notes3 years ago

miss-nerdgasmz:

stagkingswife:

17rats:

*softly crying*

I need this.

for that shithead that won’t leaf u alone

(via pennycrossed)

195,619 notes3 years ago