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Hatsune Miku Mermaid Princess Merchandise by Ateleir Magi
MSRP: 648 yen per big can badge, 864 yen per keychain, 3,240 yen per wall scroll, 3,456 yen for the phone case. Release Date: April 2019
Available for pre-order at the lowest price (& with bonus points!) via CDJapan! Purchases via CDJapan help financially support this blog.
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Mermaid Miku!!!!! Saving this as a drawing ref later… 💗
A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. Six months later she awakes, and asks the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, they’re both fine. Luckily, your brother was here to name them for you
Woman: Oh no! Not my brother, he’s an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise
Woman: Well that isn’t so bad, and what did he name the boy?
Doctor: Denephew
(via silver-tongues-blog)
Is it bad that one of the many reasons I’d love to have a husband is the 24/7 protection from creepy people and also things that go bump in the night?
I’m not gonna lie, sometimes I’m lying awake at night and hear a noise downstairs, and I think, “Oh crap. I’m the husband. Time to go downstairs and die, I guess.”
A true hero
(via jinglejangleurshitupbro)
