that-goddamn-owl: A pair of nice glasses on 'Super Fine'

Input: Nice glasses.

Setting: Very Fine.

Output: A pair of contact lenses with the same properties SCP-558-3 possesses, although these are not green in coloration, instead being clear to the naked eye, but testing indicates they have a color that can only be perceived by the wearer.

Anonymous: I'd like to give one bowl of salad

Input: One (1) bowl of salad.

Setting: 1:1

Output: One (1) bowl of vegetable soup.

Anonymous: When is it going to dawn on you that Lizzy is just a terrible, terrible person?

When is it going to dawn on you that I am? .-.

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: YAY

;`A´;

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: ONE (1) KITTEN ORPHANAGE, ROUGH!!!!

GODDAMIT ELIZABETH FINE

Input: One (1) SHOEBOX FILLED WITH 8 KITTENS, LABELED “KITTEN ORPHANAGE”.

Setting: ROUGH

Output: A PILE OF SHREDDED CARDBOARD AND PAPER, AND 8 SMALL PILES OF MINCED MEAT, BONE SPLINTERS, AND UNEVENLY CUT ORGANS DRIPPING BLOOD. THE FLESH APPEARS BURNT IN SOME AREAS AND ONE EYE (THE ONLY THING STILL MOSTLY COMPLETE) SEEMS TO STILL BE RESPONSIVE TO LIGHT.

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: ONE (1) ORPHANAGE, ROUGH

BITCH! THE MACHINE INPUT BOOTH IS ONLY 3 x 2.1 x 2.1m (10 x 7 x 7ft) IT CAN’T FIT A ORPHANAGE!! >:U

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: I'd like to put in one (1) orphan, setting rough

Lizzy no that’s mean >:C

We already know what happens to living beings on Rough, no further testing in that field is needed >:C

If you want an orphan to get grinded by gears I’d be happy to comply in other alternative… procedures ù///ú