that-goddamn-owl: A pair of nice glasses on 'Super Fine'
Input: Nice glasses.
Setting: Very Fine.
Output: A pair of contact lenses with the same properties SCP-558-3 possesses, although these are not green in coloration, instead being clear to the naked eye, but testing indicates they have a color that can only be perceived by the wearer.
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: ONE (1) KITTEN ORPHANAGE, ROUGH!!!!
GODDAMIT ELIZABETH FINE
Input: One (1) SHOEBOX FILLED WITH 8 KITTENS, LABELED “KITTEN ORPHANAGE”.
Setting: ROUGH
Output: A PILE OF SHREDDED CARDBOARD AND PAPER, AND 8 SMALL PILES OF MINCED MEAT, BONE SPLINTERS, AND UNEVENLY CUT ORGANS DRIPPING BLOOD. THE FLESH APPEARS BURNT IN SOME AREAS AND ONE EYE (THE ONLY THING STILL MOSTLY COMPLETE) SEEMS TO STILL BE RESPONSIVE TO LIGHT.
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: ONE (1) ORPHANAGE, ROUGH
BITCH! THE MACHINE INPUT BOOTH IS ONLY 3 x 2.1 x 2.1m (10 x 7 x 7ft) IT CAN’T FIT A ORPHANAGE!! >:U
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: I'd like to put in one (1) orphan, setting rough
Lizzy no that’s mean >:C
We already know what happens to living beings on Rough, no further testing in that field is needed >:C
If you want an orphan to get grinded by gears I’d be happy to comply in other alternative… procedures ù///ú

hey guys
we hate you so much we just fucked everything up even more. fuck you
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