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17,448 notes7 years ago
fatandfuriousburger:
“ Burger 2045. Veggie tiger eggplant patty. Mustard gelatin. Fluorescent lettuce. Dehydrated tomato. Vegan soya lecithin cheese. Flourless sesame bun. Nitrogen fried potatoes. Plutonium flavour soda.
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fatandfuriousburger:

Burger 2045. Veggie tiger eggplant patty. Mustard gelatin. Fluorescent lettuce. Dehydrated tomato. Vegan soya lecithin cheese. Flourless sesame bun. Nitrogen fried potatoes. Plutonium flavour soda.

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2,890 notes7 years ago

Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.

sailing-your-spooky-ships:

My mom often corrects me and my sister when we call each other dude, which really shouldn’t matter, but she’s making a big deal out of it anyways. And as someone who often doesn’t conform to what the defined box of what a girl is, it kinda hurts to be shoved back into place by one of the people who is supposed to accept me. So she told me to construct a survey and here’s part of it. Reblog if you’ve used dude (or other things like bro or man)as a non gender specific term before.

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408,807 notes7 years ago

sakura-rose12:

boobs? I think you mean my screen cleaners.

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262,350 notes7 years ago

im-finn-the-human-so-what:

ijsw:

thedreamspinner:

petersosleepy:

smh…. white people trying to be oppressed so bad, this is embarrassing….

The racial majority of China is fucking pale. Can people really not understand the concept of people with pale skin who aren’t caucasian?

And the comic isn’t about being oppressed in any way. Sunburns aren’t oppressive and the comic doesn’t portray them that way. Does your mind just calculate in oppression now? Is that its only function?

It’s a great comic that I can definitely relate to from personal experience. It’s meant to be a joke, not a political statement.

pale people: i get sunburn sometimes

tumblr: omg WHY DO YOU WANNA BE OPPRESSED SO BAD THO

yeah im from costa rica and I;m pale af

@cutiverse :yc

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132,122 notes7 years ago
leosaeta:
“  Today is the day that Phillip J. Fry wakes up in the future!
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leosaeta:

Today is the day that Phillip J. Fry wakes up in the future!

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19,672 notes7 years ago

adurot: She's a real honey?


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6 notes7 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: I'd buzz that.


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she’s 14 èAé

6 notes7 years ago

flipywaterboy: Wow your last art of yours is unBEEEEliefable.


That is so forced. Get more fiber in your pun diet - _-

4 notes7 years ago
mizoreame00:
“ 没衣装案かわいい!!!というらくがき
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mizoreame00:

没衣装案かわいい!!!というらくがき

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