chefpyro:

I’m calling it now: at least twelve Oscars.

(via funfetti-cakke)

142 notes3 years ago
princeruffian:
“ capri sun what the fuck does that even mean
”
Don’t drink donuts kids

princeruffian:

capri sun what the fuck does that even mean

Don’t drink donuts kids

(Source: magiks, via crunchie-roll)

353,901 notes3 years ago

12instlmod:

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What? no way man all you talk about are your bird-watching stats. People on the street are like “That Teej boy, he likes his cardinals, that sonofagun!” >:y
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You even wear a “visor” to watch the birds better! >:yc

(Source: piratedashmod)

19 notes3 years ago

gearholder: Though the years I've come to learn that roomates who don't mate at the room are usually mating at some other place. He... he's prolly sexing someone, Jo. I mean, if he's anything like my mates.


putuksspookystuff:

gearholder:

putuksstuff:

Noone would sex someone that badly dressed!!

Dressed? Hah, where he’s going he doesn’t need clothes - .-

OR THAT HAIRCUT

I think we’ve had ths conversation before , did we have this conversation before? >_>

8 notes3 years ago
triple-q:
“ What do you think’s on her mind?
”

triple-q:

What do you think’s on her mind?

9,770 notes3 years ago

(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

12,575 notes3 years ago

gearholder: Though the years I've come to learn that roomates who don't mate at the room are usually mating at some other place. He... he's prolly sexing someone, Jo. I mean, if he's anything like my mates.


putuksstuff:

Noone would sex someone that badly dressed!!

Dressed? Hah, where he’s going he doesn’t need clothes - .-

8 notes3 years ago
enecoo:
“ My experience with Genocide run
”
Sounds wondyful.

enecoo:

My experience with Genocide run

Sounds wondyful.

(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

3,280 notes3 years ago

crazy-duwang:

When Marie’s team wins a splatfest

Marie: Heh, nice…

Callie: Aww, we’ll win next time

When Callie’s team wins a splatfest

Callie: Awesome job everyone!!

Marie: Boy, fuck you Callie, you fucking dumb, stupid idiot. You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white… white… uh, uh… guilt, white guilt, milquetoast piece of squid garbage. 

(Source: squiiids, via omegaresnovae)

6,448 notes3 years ago
Day 5 is witch and I’m bringin in the ‘jinka action with Emily in a Braixen themed outfit :Y
yesssh that’s the stuff bb –//w//–

Day 5 is witch and I’m bringin in the ‘jinka action with Emily in a Braixen themed outfit :Y

yesssh that’s the stuff bb –//w//–

76 notes3 years ago