frosty-mage-stuff: What about nonsentient mechanical objects, such as vibrators? Are they for sexual?


“Sexual reproduction was a mistake, it’s nothing but trash. Species with males and females are worthless. I became aware these sexual creatures are perverts too. Robosexuals. Always looking for loopholes to convice you they’re not bad, chickenshits that won’t admit their own depravity. It’s disgusting. Why would I want to stay in an industry like this?” - The world’s first eukaryotic being.

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femme-fatigue:

tyrantisterror:

zody:

grimphantom2:

LOL this reminds me of this one

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Wait wow now… the beak is a fake? So he can communicate with no mouth..and without his beak he sort of looks like…


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DAFFY WAS A MARTIAN THIS WHOLE TIME!?????

Is that why Queen Tyrah’Nee was attracted to him?

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“What has your country done?
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Mexico was a Mistake.

What has your country done?

Mexico was a Mistake.

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maybeiwasserious: Going through your "ROBOTS ARE NOT FOR SEXUAL" tag is some of the funniest things I've read all month.


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US Pokémon Event: McDonald’s Hoopa

deeceeoh:

pokemonews:

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After waiting for weeks to hear an official date for the United Sates Hoopa event,we have finally receive word. Between November 27th through December 23rd you can receive the mythical pokémon Hoopa via any participating McDonald’s. You can download your Hoopa onto XY and ORAS, and don’t forget to visit a pokémart in either ORAS to trigger the ingame event for the Prison Bottle, otherwise you won’t be able to transform your Hoopa to it’s Unbound form.

…. Huh.

Fuckin Mac Daddy givin out shit

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(Source: pokemonrubysapphire.com, via deeceeoh)

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plyp:

I want to live in this alternate universe just to play Revolver Ocelot: Treasure Tracker

Miller’s Maxi Buns Diner tho

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inkie-heart: ♥


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funfetti-cakke-talks: Isn't bait the stuff that goes on the hooks?


Rhud.

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frosty-mage:
“ @gearholder
”

frosty-mage:

@gearholder

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