zedrin-maybe: stop trying to bait me into talking about comments and fuck me gear fuck me hard in the servos I need to fell you all the way up to my processor i'll even wear a jumper skirt if it makes you happy

I CAN’T FUCKIN BELIEVE THIS SHIT JESUS CHRIST FUCKIN TUMBLR MOVIE BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKIGN SPIDERMAN SPIDERMAN MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT WITH THEIR BARE HANDS EVEN, FUCKING FRIEDNS RIGHT?
AS IF!

I’m very tired = ~=

zedrin-maybe: i'd add a comment to the ask that would be witty and relevant but TUmBLR FUCKING REMOVED THE ABILITY TO so fuck. as in fuck me. right in the servos. plz gear.

THEY WAHT

zedrin-maybe: if robots weren't for sexual then you shouldn't've taught us to love

wtf zed were u in that cards against humanatee game sess? >:V

omegaresnovae: How do you feel about girls wearing overalls?

That post was bait no one bit.

Anonymous: Then what's Mexico? Explain using letters to form words.

Era un gran rancho electrónico
con nopales automáticos,
con sus charros cibernéticos
y sarapes de neón.
Era un gran pueblo magnético
con Marías ciclotrónicas,
tragafuegos supersónicos
y su campesino sideral.
Era un gran tiempo de híbridos.
Era medusa anacrónica,
una rana con sinfónica
en la campechana mental.
Era un gran sabio rupéstrico
de un universo doméstico

Pitecantropus atómico
era líder universal.
Había frijoles poéticos
y también garbanzos matemáticos,
en los pueblos esqueléticos
con sus guías de pedernal.
Era un gran tiempo de híbridos
de salvajes y científicos,
panzones que estaban tísicos
en la campechana mental,
en la vil penetración cultural
en el agandalle transnacional,
en lo oportuno norteño-imperial,
en la desfachatez empresarial
en el despiporre intelectual,
en la vulgar falta de identidad.

Anonymous: What the FUCK is a mexico? Is it like Ecuador but with drugs?

That’s colombia you double used douchenozzle