chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: i'm a dutch cook OF COURSE I'M GONNA PROVE IT WITH A DUTCH OVEN


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I shit you not, this was the top result in google images for “dutch oven bed” ok >:T

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minukis:

undertale snapchat part 2 (feat. undyne)

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: wouldnt that be hilarious like we're waking up the night after and you look at me with bedhead and my contacts out and you just don't recognize me


Why was my first thought that in that case you’d pull off a dutch oven to prove it’s you? e_e

(For those who don’t know what that is go to urban dictionary or something)

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chefpyro:

gearholder:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

I just sat down and a button flew off my shirt.

This is the third time this has happened I hate my boobs

Maybe I should just stop wearing button-up shirts. I should strangle my rebellious breasts with the inescapable fabric covering of a sweater.

or sew them back with stronger thread :T

man do i look like the kind of girl who knows how to sew?

It’s a button, how hard can it be? even I’ve done that shit before come on >:Y

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38 notes7 years ago

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

I just sat down and a button flew off my shirt.

This is the third time this has happened I hate my boobs

Maybe I should just stop wearing button-up shirts. I should strangle my rebellious breasts with the inescapable fabric covering of a sweater.

or sew them back with stronger thread :T

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: do it bub


OK OK

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but only if you let her try on your contacts

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askterry: Obligatory third question?


FUCK MY ONE WEAKNESS ..I MEan

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Pretty please?


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micchy-did-nothing-wrong: Reminder that selfcest is best cest.


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I GUESS!

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frosty-mage-stuff: We need more gear lewds.


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