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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: you gonna quote fucking dane cook at me, you for real now

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  • me:i really need to stop swearing
  • 20 seconds later:where the fuck is my goddamn shitbitch pencil
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Day 10 of Halloweenies: Rise of the Lycans 2D or some shit, feat. Phil. Fuck hiding it, I hate motherfucking Turner Classic movie bullshit, jesus can you fucking believe this shit. And don’t let his smile fool ya, you’d make that face too if your...

Day 10 of Halloweenies: Rise of the Lycans 2D or some shit, feat. Phil.

Fuck hiding it, I hate motherfucking Turner Classic movie bullshit, jesus can you fucking believe this shit. 

And don’t let his smile fool ya, you’d make that face too if your fake teeth were that pointy - .-

Can this week just be over already please? - _-

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dinner-blaster-zero: “ Master Miller in Metal Gear Solid 1 ”

dinner-blaster-zero:

Master Miller in Metal Gear Solid 1

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that-goddamn-owl: Well, if Elastigirl is able to stretch her body either wide open (the plane exploding) or far long (her infiltration to Syndrome's Base), I think it's safe to assume that her elastic properties go down beyond her bones and in fact affect the rest of her organs as well. The only thing she has not stretched out is her head though.

But does the umbilical cord count as part of her body?
Technically it is formed from Dash’s egg cells multiplying so it shouldn’t since it’s not the same genetic information contained in his DNA to allow him to have mom’s powers .-.

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but-deans-back-tho:

best-of-memes:

What they don’t show you in ‘The Incredibles’

It’s slightly less horrifying when you remember that she’s Elastigirl so her body is allowed to stretch like that. 

This poses many a question as to just how far does her power expand within her body… mainly: is the umbilical cord elastic?

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protheanshepard: “ bakrua: “ gotta keep em on their toes ” #ZEVRAN ”

protheanshepard:

bakrua:

gotta keep em on their toes

#ZEVRAN

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