chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: You gonna tell em the part where you cropped out a big ole futa dong?

no, you cropped the futa, I just cropped the titty because lewd ù//3//ú

professor-maple-art-deactivated: She's too tiny, too smol to fight. Baking is an awesome alternative.

chefpyro:

funfetti-cakke:

:

Punch dough with me

PUNCH AS HARD AS YOU CAN

PUNCH THAT DOUGH SO HARD THAT ITS FAMILY WILL COME LOOKING FOR REVENGE

AND THEN PUNCH THAT DOUGH TOO

She’s totally not relatable to Undyne.

Seriously.

She’s not.

SHUT

I was here first! If anything, Undyne should be relatable to ME!

You could sue Toby Fox for using your likeness without permission yo!

frosty-mage-stuff: Has Lizzy sent you nudes?

…TECHNically .__.

Anonymous: but much anon are not english as i'm not english or american but i'm italian or other language. but anon is better keep secret my name or all name secret. as I am different as all of us, but we need to have fun or trolling or other things. you know all anon are different languages in the world, but English is not better than other languages, but hard to understand English but not important because we are just fun or chat. but anon like you, dear gear.

Andgnat is that you? - _-

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Thank you, easily ignored nonprofessional source, for granting me ethical permission to fuck a cyborg

…Hey so who else remembers these two? I sure as hell didn’t until recent.

And am having quite a clusterfuck of emotion tbh .-.

zedrin-maybe: but wait, the conundrum escalates. As a cyborg becomes more robotic, eventually they reach the point where they are no longer human and are now androids. This is indistinguishable from robots designed with a conscious. So by slippery slope logic you're a dirty robot fucker.

The Cyborgsexuals Conundrum:

Robosexuals want sex with robots.
Robots are not for sexual.
Robosexuals are disgusting scum of the Earth.¹

Robosexuals can and will use any and all loopholes they can find in order to legitimize their desire to have sex with/by/for robots, parts of a robot, or in yuxtaposition to a robot.

Robosexuals want sex with robots.
Robots are not for sexual.

Cyborgs are humans who lost human parts of their human body, so they replaced them with robot parts.
The Cyborg Sex Conundrum says cyborgs are for sexual.

Robosexuals want sex with robots.
Cyborgs have robot parts.
Cyborgs are for sexual.
Robots are not for sexual.

Robosexuals may have sex with cyborgs only under express intention of satisfying humansexual desires.*

1. This is a categorical imperative and not open for debate.

*Ammendment TCC-104 pending approval:

Robosexuals will never, under absolutely no circumstance, be allowed to have sex with cyborgs if their medical record indicates ever having contracted Metal Fever.

Anonymous: Has Gear sent you nudes tho?

:

He has not, though I’ve asked him to on multiple occasions.

true ù////ú

pennycrossed: hold up, If cyborgs/robots aren't for the sexual then why does Raiden in MGS have a kid? and Wife? Hmmm?

The Cyborg Sex Conundrum:

Robots are not for sexual.
Humans are for sexual.
Cyborgs are humans who lost human parts of their human body, so they replaced them with robot parts.
Cyborgs are humans.
Humans are for sexual.
Cyborgs are humans.
Humans are for sexual.
Cyborgs are humans.
Humans are for sexual.

[Redacted for brevity]

Therefore, cyborgs are for sexual.

For information regarding robosexual-cyborg relationships, see The Cyborgsexuals Conundrum.

Anonymous: DeeCee bot Vs. Chef-bot Who'd win?

From an objective point of view, the CF-07H has an actual ability programmed into it (is a culinary machine thing) while the DC-Ω6 is just another aesthetic asset acquired as an alternative to less breast-abled mannequins (it’s prime directive is “greet and service people at places where big boobs are important”). It’s a no-contest u .u

From a subjective point of view, don’t fuckin turn my friends into robots, objectifying people puts them into limited personality boxes which may be hurtful - _-

Anonymous: I am actually a different anon and the previous one you mentioned had me confused so I asked if you two were actually together. Jeez you freak out over nothing man.

Yeah but here’s the thing about anon asks: you’re still a passerby with no face, which strips you of any standing status in the community, so I don’t give a damn - .-