

I know I wasn’t the first person to think of this but I had to do my version anyway.
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO
(via projectsnt)
age 14: got my hair cut shorter
age 15: we have to go shorter.
age 17:
i stop giving a fuck
(via inuleeli)
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: hey german i know you're busy and all but i really need you inside my asshole right now
♥

my gemsona, the pissing kid who is often used to mock rival football teams in the middle east
that’s Calvin
WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS
- AMD Radeon HD 7870 graphics card
- At least 1TB storage capacity
- Sleek chrome finish w/ scarlet hand-painted flames
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(via funfetti-cakke)


D: “I’m not into romance. I’m just here for a meal I don’t have to pay for.”
H: “She’s even beautiful when she eats…”
(via maybeiwasserious)
putuksstuff: IT MADE ME VERY PROFICIENT AT SPITTING MY VENOM!
Bah venom spitting ain’t nuthing compared to my sharp tongue B/
putuksstuff: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH YOU GUYS HAVE LIKE NO TASTE!!!
Said the guy who eats poison for breakfast, lunch and dinner ù .û













