deeceeoh: How many gears could a gearholder hold if a gearholder could hold gears?


Containment procedures specifically indicate that no more than one out of the [DATA EXPUNGED] available are to be kept within a 7800 mile radius of each other. Do not fix what is conveniently broken.

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5 notes7 years ago

just-shower-thoughts:

Every Zoo Is A Petting Zoo Unless You’re A Little Bitch.

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7,171 notes7 years ago

micdotcom:

Bernie Sanders tackled issues of immigration and mass incarceration at a campaign event in Las Vegas Monday. The Senator from Vermont is making big moves to win votes in Nevada — and according the polls he may need it.

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86,982 notes7 years ago
officiallylink:
“ times like these make me glad i own photoshop
”

officiallylink:

times like these make me glad i own photoshop

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786 notes7 years ago
funfetti-cakke:
“ ninjadrive:
“ wait is that chapulín colorado?
”
@gearholder
”
No contaban con su astucia!! :V

funfetti-cakke:

ninjadrive:

wait is that chapulín colorado?

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@gearholder

No contaban con su astucia!! :V

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53 notes7 years ago
moonlandingwasfaked:
“ big-sexy-john:
“ My tactical assault knife
”
now this is the basics of cqc
”

moonlandingwasfaked:

big-sexy-john:

My tactical assault knife

now this is the basics of cqc 

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7,751 notes7 years ago
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I heard a joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he’s depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: “Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That...

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I heard a joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he’s depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: “Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. “But doctor…” he says “I am Pagliacci.” Good joke. Everybody laughs. Roll on snare drum. Curtains .-.

8 notes7 years ago
rollingrabbit:
“ tem is a slep
”

rollingrabbit:

tem is a slep

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1,909 notes7 years ago

kittykatmaniac:

thesinnabun:

EXCUSE YOU?!?!??!!!?!

my friend just got to mettaton and

GET DUNKED ON GLAMBOT

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44,662 notes7 years ago

tech21101: Nanobot master race. Claytronics, nanomachines, self repair, etc etc. Cybernetics are for normies.


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4 notes7 years ago