rosuji:

I’ll settle for you for one thousand

(via funfetti-cakke)

eyemthelizardking:

maraud0rks:

Omg this is hilarious

(via slapmango)

dennys:

cold-earth:

I messaged Denny’s and they responded.

Isn’t that how messaging works?

(via funfetti-cakke)

violence on all of you ._____.

gearholder:

Lord Lizzinator or whatever.

I’m making a decree that you guys are no longer allowed to have ideas and then give them to me anymore - _-

@chefpyro hey your name comes up first whenevery time I do the @ btw - .-

Reblag for the today crowd.

queenbean03:

What I love most about this moment is that it’s a complete role reversal of Hater’s fantasy in the HATERV commercial. Instead of Dominator surrendering and swooning over Hater, it’s Hater surrendering and swooning over Dominator. Beautiful.

(via funfetti-cakke)

littledigits:

another lil cheeb andi before bedtime