gearholder: Cyborg parts I think you'd want: Purple cyborg eyes, cyborg ears that filter out thunder noises and... that's it I guess :T
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DID YOU MISS THE PART ABOUT CRUSHING CARS WITH MY BARE HANDS? I WANT AT LEAST ONE ROBOT ARM, BRUH. SWANKY PURPLE BASE AND YELLOW DECORATIONS, PREFERABLY WITH A LASER GUN IN THE PINKY. I COULD DO SO MANY PUSH-UPS, PUNCH SO MANY THINGS. THIS IS THE DREAM, DUUUDE.
AND ALSO purple cyber eyes so you never have to put contacts on and anti-thunder ears so you never get scared of them again.
C’mon you lil shit, those are like your two body things you’re actually not comfortable with -`A´-
The worst thing about these spam bots is that they all address you with these weirdly personal names. Call me “darling” one more time and see what happens, jackhole.
ask-lola-cloudmaker: I have a 1000 yen. How much do I need to insert to get a loaf of delicious bread? :v
It dispenses at random, you never know what it’ll be -.-
Item description: “Bag O’Dix” a small bag containing 20 gummies in the shape of human male genitalia. A caricature of two men in German depicts one of them saying “Choke on it!!” as the other eats one, apparently asphixiating.
Testing shows the gummies immediatelly expand upon entering the mouth, which if eaten whole obstruct the throat for half a minute before returning to normal size and continuing descent through esophagus.
Item Description: A box of SCP-1916. Of note is the fact that the “Planet X” flavor has been replaced with a “Limited edition: Shooting Star” flavor unit. Testing on this new flavor pending approval.
