karosiv-the-aura-rose: [Input: Pivot and 12 Gold Ingot bars] - [Setting: Super Fine]

Whatever goes in the thing will not remain the same thing and will not ever come back to how it was before, you diploma ._.

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: pi yen

Ellie that’s not how money works -____-

Money entered: 314.16 yen

Item description: A liquid determined to be green tea contained in a klein bottle.

ask-lola-cloudmaker: I insert clean and sparkly 500 yen for 4 different items

Item #1: “Love Stings” a pink plastic bag containing approximately 82 insect-like creatures resembling mosquitoes. Upon opening, the mosquitoes swarmed around the subject and bit him a total of 174 times. Any mosquito that the subject was able to splat while on his skin was reported to leave a slight cherry taste on the skin, as well as make the subject think less about the pain and instead think of his spouse. During debriefing, the subject continually requested permission to leave the site to visit his wife, repeating “please, I gotta tell her how much I love her!”.

Item #2: Strawberry jam-filled croissant, still warm, in paper wrapping.

Item #3: “4 the Go”, a 100ml bottle of energy drink containing high levels of caffeine and sugar. Test subject reported imperative need to run after drinking approximately 25 ml of the liquid and refused to drink any more, claiming to already be full.

Item #4: Small sarcophagus-like package containing the mummified remains of an unknown humanoid species, hinted to be alien in nature by the packaging. The box reads “Zebulon the Great. Teriyaki style.”

Anonymous: 1,234,567.89. yen.

Input: 1,234,567.89 yen.

Setting: Fine.

Output: A single check endorsed by one Site Director E. Gere and collectable at the bank of [REDACTED] for the sum described above.

Anonymous: 100,000,100,000,100,000 yen.

Input: 100,000,100,000,100,000 yen.

Setting: Rough.

Output: Pile of shredded yen bills.

grim-the-pony-reaper: 914 yen please

Item Description: 12 oz. box of Milk Bone dog treats. Assorted poultry flavors: turkey, duck, geese and chicken.

karosiv-the-aura-rose: 1 badly damaged, filthy, old (but still valid) Yen.

Item Description: One rotten porkchop, raw.

adurot: 10 yen, then 10 yen, then finally 10 yen again in three successive purchases.

Your phrasing is inefficient, get back to school.

Item #1: Single stale end piece of white bread, no packaging. 

Item #2: Small white package with the Manna Charitable Foundation logo containing 10 grams of SCP-1615.

Item #3: 10 popped popcorn kernels. Buttered, no salt.