Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Burger 2045. Veggie tiger eggplant patty. Mustard gelatin. Fluorescent lettuce. Dehydrated tomato. Vegan soya lecithin cheese. Flourless sesame bun. Nitrogen fried potatoes. Plutonium flavour soda.
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Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.
My mom often corrects me and my sister when we call each other dude, which really shouldn’t matter, but she’s making a big deal out of it anyways. And as someone who often doesn’t conform to what the defined box of what a girl is, it kinda hurts to be shoved back into place by one of the people who is supposed to accept me. So she told me to construct a survey and here’s part of it. Reblog if you’ve used dude (or other things like bro or man)as a non gender specific term before.
(Source: sailing-your-ships, via newnamed)
ijsw:
smh…. white people trying to be oppressed so bad, this is embarrassing….
The racial majority of China is fucking pale. Can people really not understand the concept of people with pale skin who aren’t caucasian?
And the comic isn’t about being oppressed in any way. Sunburns aren’t oppressive and the comic doesn’t portray them that way. Does your mind just calculate in oppression now? Is that its only function?
It’s a great comic that I can definitely relate to from personal experience. It’s meant to be a joke, not a political statement.
pale people: i get sunburn sometimes
tumblr: omg WHY DO YOU WANNA BE OPPRESSED SO BAD THO
yeah im from costa rica and I;m pale af
@cutiverse :yc
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That is so forced. Get more fiber in your pun diet - _-
What if you smashed a piñata and several crazy delicious burgers fell out? Well that’s basically the Big Burger Bash at Denny’s rn. But, uh, you don’t have to smash anything, it’s just on the menu. Don’t smash the menu pls.
Make sure to enter the contest before Oct. 12, on Instagram.
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