squashs:

yo-fuckers:

squashs:

you’re not a REAL fan unless you create air flow by means of rotating blades

Fuck you, manual paper fans are fans too!

get your wimpy fake ass fans out of my face you’ll never generate a respectable breeze

(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

3,733 notes3 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: shit god damn it fuck fuck fuckfuckfukcijngfuckck


D♥rk~ òwó

4 notes3 years ago

frosty-mage:

akuulgai:

dededestpolis:

souljaboyemoji:

jrdizon:

Miku’s appearance at WWE Hell in Cell tonight was very surprising!

Dean Ambrose meets Hatsune Miku

what

Holy fucking shit

THE MIKU ELBOW! THE MIKU ELBOW FROM OUT OF THE RING!!!

How to attack @gearholder

DUMMY CURTAIN IN ACTION!!

(via gg-gg-rahshsj-jkr)

43,902 notes3 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: I don’t see a single problem with any of those. They’re bells on your ears. Apples that grow underground. Things where butter and ham are supposed to go. Dogs that live in the sea. Things with horns on their noses. They all make sense.


I know right? It’s just like how “sense sponge” is a spongy amalgam of nerve endings inside a cavity with two holes, “vision spheres” are spherical body parts used for vision, “touch stumps” are stumps used for touching, “gravity connectors” connect your body to a body with an intense gravitational pull and “your butt” is a butt u 3u

5 notes3 years ago

spatziline:

Don’t worry Mabel, they’re not dating

5,381 notes3 years ago
ciryes:
“ Sans was just too lazy to turn up for his own trading card
”
The word “sans” is french for “without”

ciryes:

Sans was just too lazy to turn up for his own trading card

The word “sans” is french for “without”

(via magearna)

986 notes3 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: There is now a theory going around that Peridot's eyes are actually blue, but tinted green by her visor. Meaning she uses ocular equipment to alter her blue eye colour. Fuck me.


you know what, you also call things weird because of dutch words like

image
9 notes3 years ago

So Deadly Creatures AND Dead Raisins for the week??? O AO

5 notes3 years ago
bonmod:
“ all-signs:
“ did-you-kno:
“ This liquid is boiling and freezing simultaneously because it’s reaching its ‘triple point,’ which is the temperature and pressure at which three phases of a substance (gas, liquid, and solid) co-exist in...

bonmod:

all-signs:

did-you-kno:

This liquid is boiling and freezing simultaneously because it’s reaching its ‘triple point,’ which is the temperature and pressure at which three phases of a substance (gas, liquid, and solid) co-exist in equilibrium. Source

We’ve glitched out the universe.  The physics engine does not have the processing power to deal with this shit.

SCIENCE

(via bonmod)

222,509 notes3 years ago

So come on and dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits
And get ready ‘cause this shit is about to get heavy

11 notes3 years ago