frosty-mage-stuff: Why are you so different between G+ and here?


I usually got a 7 paragraph thing at the ready for everyone to not read in case I get asked something like this but insted of posting that I’ll just say:

Don’t give me that shit, nobody’s the same at two different places - _-

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conspicuouslad:

best-of-memes:

Poor design decisions

That elevator, hope you’re not going to floors 6-9

I figure some buildings have floors with restricted access, so public elevators don’t even list them. Like, they don’t even have a door to the elevator’s shaft, just a wall.

(via conspicuouslad)

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ask-lola-cloudmaker: Bro Gear, deary, I think you need to satisfy your sexual urges somehow, or you're gonna go crazy :y Get a girl will ya


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No one’s gotten crazy for having no sex pardner ù_ú

Maybe dehydrated, but not crazy.

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frosty-mage-stuff: Would you let marshmallow horse bend you over and fuck you up the butt?


Oh please, I’m a man of very high standards B/

For example, one thing you’re gonna need to get me to bend me over: Clothes.

…wait :|

5 notes7 years ago

Bro-tip: Disregard how your sketch looks, lineart’s supossed to look better dammit! >:y

6 notes7 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: hee


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IF Y’ALL EXCUSE ME I NEED TO GO FLAIL MY ARMS A BIT OR SOMETHING JLKSAFGHALK

5 notes7 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Hoteldebotel is quite a silly word, really. Nobody uses it in a serious setting. It's something you use when you want to sound cute or whatever.


oh ok so then you were just tryin to sound cut—waIT A MINUTE >_>

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omegaresnovae: What kinda kinky shit are you getting up to with marshmallow horse?


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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: OH YOU WANT DUTCH HERE'S SOME DUTCH


:|

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Mud breeder, fortune teller, fire station, madly, in that order.

On an unrelated note, that last one I tried reverse-translating from English and got “staperverliefd” instead. That one’s meaning took me by surprise, must say. I mean, just one word to convey such a thing… gonna start using it maybe :T

7 notes7 years ago

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: blevenspleen


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I’m looking at you like you’re the sun right now Ellie.

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