frosty-mage-stuff: Why are you so different between G+ and here?
I usually got a 7 paragraph thing at the ready for everyone to not read in case I get asked something like this but insted of posting that I’ll just say:
Don’t give me that shit, nobody’s the same at two different places - _-










Poor design decisions
That elevator, hope you’re not going to floors 6-9
I figure some buildings have floors with restricted access, so public elevators don’t even list them. Like, they don’t even have a door to the elevator’s shaft, just a wall.
(via conspicuouslad)
ask-lola-cloudmaker: Bro Gear, deary, I think you need to satisfy your sexual urges somehow, or you're gonna go crazy :y Get a girl will ya

No one’s gotten crazy for having no sex pardner ù_ú
Maybe dehydrated, but not crazy.
frosty-mage-stuff: Would you let marshmallow horse bend you over and fuck you up the butt?
Oh please, I’m a man of very high standards B/
For example, one thing you’re gonna need to get me to bend me over: Clothes.
…wait :|
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: hee

IF Y’ALL EXCUSE ME I NEED TO GO FLAIL MY ARMS A BIT OR SOMETHING JLKSAFGHALK
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: Hoteldebotel is quite a silly word, really. Nobody uses it in a serious setting. It's something you use when you want to sound cute or whatever.
oh ok so then you were just tryin to sound cut—waIT A MINUTE >_>
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: OH YOU WANT DUTCH HERE'S SOME DUTCH
:|

Mud breeder, fortune teller, fire station, madly, in that order.
On an unrelated note, that last one I tried reverse-translating from English and got “staperverliefd” instead. That one’s meaning took me by surprise, must say. I mean, just one word to convey such a thing… gonna start using it maybe :T
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: blevenspleen

I’m looking at you like you’re the sun right now Ellie.



