chefpyro:

gearholder:

Through natural selection, Dutch people have adapted to their enviornment by becoming tall so their necks are always above sea-level in the event of floodings. Just like Lamarck’s Giraffe Theory

They have also adapted by being cheeky good at engineering their dikes so that floodings never occur, making the tallness adaptation completely pointless.

This is impressively wrong.

Well it’s a fact I just made up so therefore I consider that a victory u 3u

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17 notes7 years ago

Through natural selection, Dutch people have adapted to their enviornment by becoming tall so their necks are always above sea-level in the event of floodings. Just like Lamarck’s Giraffe Theory

They have also adapted by being cheeky good at engineering their dikes so that floodings never occur, making the tallness adaptation completely pointless.

17 notes7 years ago

pencil-rebagels:

Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon.

1 star difficulty. Defeat a Slalamence that one-shots you and has 700hp.

FFFUCK!

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rileyav:
“ i can’t stop listening to Adele
”

rileyav:

i can’t stop listening to Adele

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2,178 notes7 years ago
chefpyro:
“ Come to Vault 111 in next 200 years if u want an ass kicking
”

chefpyro:

Come to Vault 111 in next 200 years if u want an ass kicking

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4,206 notes7 years ago

thatseanguyblogs:

emgeerassohl:

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

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469,652 notes7 years ago

zedrin-maybe: i don't freeboot though. i bitch about it IRL all the time to anyone, my mom included :Y


>:Y

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Anonymous: Incoming dose of lewd thoughts because reasons! Imagine if you will: Humanized Rarity, in short dress with slit thigh, wearing stockings and garter belts. Must have big tiddies and booty. This has been a random dose of lewd thoughts because dammit I needed to share that one.


You go keep that shit to yourself until you can actually show it to people.

1 note7 years ago

zedrin-maybe: i am the same at all places. a sarcastic robotfucker who constantly bitches about freebooting


“Marshie, can you please help with the dishes?”

“Suuuure mom, it’s not like I’m busy fucking my robot or freebooting on all these servos”

…seems legit - _-

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