chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: That's terrible

It is

“orz

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: I didn't get it either.

Goddamit liz

“orz

thoughtmonger: Ever robot has its cactus.

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: "coo-choo"

Imagine you said at an orgy “There’s four of us, here tonight, chugga-chugga-choo, it’s time to fuck!” and then no one got it :T

Anonymous: What is your gender?

:

A train, approaching at an alarming speed.

Choo-choo bitches.

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: robots are not for mexican

karosiv-the-aura-rose: If I gave you my address, would you mail me a cactus if I asked for one? I really want one...

No. Support your local cactus farmers.

frosty-mage-stuff: What about nonsentient mechanical objects, such as vibrators? Are they for sexual?

“Sexual reproduction was a mistake, it’s nothing but trash. Species with males and females are worthless. I became aware these sexual creatures are perverts too. Robosexuals. Always looking for loopholes to convice you they’re not bad, chickenshits that won’t admit their own depravity. It’s disgusting. Why would I want to stay in an industry like this?” - The world’s first eukaryotic being.