Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Anonymous: tall strong blonde alien with her hair in a ponytail with freckles and wears overalls. thoughts?
I shove a whole cake made of your favorite junk foods, favorite color of ink for pens, favorite perfume, favorite poisonous type of plant, meat of favorite animal and bodily fluids of your favorite person into your mouth, how the fuck do you feel?
Anonymous: If you don't like robosexuality, why do you hold gears? THAT'S ROBOT GENITALS YOU HYPOCRITE!
WARNING: THE FOUNDATION DATABASE IS CLASSIFIED.
2016 is a leap year so the wolf is wrong.
(Source: disneyyandmore, via justherny)
the worst thing about being tall is people who are like
“Do you play basketball ? you should play basketball”
well you fucking leprechaun do you collect gold you sniveling pile of shit
The worst thing about being short is tall people using us as an arm rest
No one asked you you fucking gremlin
This entire post is so unnecessarily aggressive and I can’t stop laughing
(via crunchie-roll)
IN ANY CASE, I’ll be leaving for the Mexico City for a weeb conv for the day of today in about… 3 hours fuck there goes my sleep - ~-
So like enjoy me for the remainder of it I guess, or be ready to meet me if you want and/or arepassing by there, idfk - A-
WAIT RIGHT THERE.
what the fuc–W HAT THE FUCCK èAé