Anonymous: tall strong blonde alien with her hair in a ponytail with freckles and wears overalls. thoughts?


I shove a whole cake made of your favorite junk foods, favorite color of ink for pens, favorite perfume, favorite poisonous type of plant, meat of favorite animal and bodily fluids of your favorite person into your mouth, how the fuck do you feel?

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Anonymous: If you don't like robosexuality, why do you hold gears? THAT'S ROBOT GENITALS YOU HYPOCRITE!


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funfetti-cakke-talks: For curiosity sake, what's your sign?


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chefpyro:

This one has been in the back of my mind for a long time, to be honest.

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2016 is a leap year so the wolf is wrong.

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ariwillowtwist:

chiakihayasaka:

cyndacool:

chiakihayasaka:

the worst thing about being tall is people who are like

“Do you play basketball  ? you should play basketball”

well you fucking leprechaun do you collect gold you sniveling pile of shit

The worst thing about being short is tall people using us as an arm rest

No one asked you you fucking gremlin

This entire post is so unnecessarily aggressive and I can’t stop laughing

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463,560 notes3 years ago
Happy Halloween 2015 by bleedman

Happy Halloween 2015 by bleedman

11 notes3 years ago

IN ANY CASE, I’ll be leaving for the Mexico City for a weeb conv for the day of today in about… 3 hours fuck there goes my sleep - ~-

So like enjoy me for the remainder of it I guess, or be ready to meet me if you want and/or arepassing by there, idfk - A-

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WAIT RIGHT THERE.

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what the fuc–W HAT THE FUCCK èAé

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