When the overprotective friend has two best friends and they two end up dating, which one should the overprotective threaten not to break the other’s heart? .-.

Thanksgiving is not even the turkey genocide day, you’re supossed to kill the gobbler like two days ago at the least you fucks - _____-

when he puts it in your face

witchomo:

corphish:

Originally posted by dracoflarex

yall are goin to hell

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hominishostilis:

ovenworthy:

finallyiveflown:

ovenworthy:

That was so embarrassing I’m never speaking again

I dont even know what you’re talking about but im reblogging

A waitress said “enjoy your meal” and I replied “love you too”

Don’t feel bad, I have that same reaction towards people who bring me food. 

(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

muumienkatsoja:

finnish-childhood:

somethingsomethingbutterfly:

drowsydevastation:

when you know a word in english but not your native language

when there’s no english equivalent to a word from your native language and vice versa

accidentally switching between your native language and english in a sentence 

hearing someone speak your native language when you’re on vacation on some weird ass country

All of this, yes.

I laughed so hard to this xD

Theese all are so real.

(via neonchurro)