robomorons:

soggymoistmeat:

rauhweltbegriff:

This is the most wild vine I’ve seen in months

An actual masterpiece

I needed this

Why does the WEED CARD man sound like a super villain?

(via newnamed)

395,654 notes7 years ago
browncoatpenny:
“ daywalkingaway:
“ Actual screenshot of BoS
”
@gearholder
”
- ________-

browncoatpenny:

daywalkingaway:

Actual screenshot of BoS 

@gearholder

- ________-

(via pennycrossed)

7,660 notes7 years ago
theinturnetexplorer:
“ good for him.
”

theinturnetexplorer:

good for him.

(via slapmango)

323,062 notes7 years ago

Anonymous: what about pegging or feet? or cross dressing


Bend over. No shoes, no service. No.

1 note7 years ago

cloperella:

noobtheloser:

collegehumor:

The 8 Stages of Living Alone by Heidi Lux@noobtheloser

No people is the best people.

More by Heidi Lux

I ilustrated this. 

edit: Apparently I need to clarify! I am literally a CollegeHumor employee. I am on their staff as an illustrator. They didn’t steal this. LOL

This shouldn’t be arousing to me

@chefpyro your number count’s at 2 cats, right?

(Source: College Humor, via kalianos)

12,035 notes7 years ago

arosu-sama:

wolfnanaki:

MLP’s seven canon alternate timelines, from the season 5 finale.

Did I ever tell you guys I love AUs?

You need to realize that without the 6, every single one of these villains most likely had to deal with each other and Celestia, either to attain power or to defend their conquered Equestria.

So imagine things like Tyrek emerging during The War, with a battle to decide wether that timeline goes on, or deviates into The Tyrant; imagine The Night, and then having Nightmare face against Chrysalis; or a desperate Celestia turning to Discord for help, letting The Chaos act like a hard reset for any other one of the timelines.

(via arosu-sama)

3,625 notes7 years ago

Anonymous: I used to have a weird fetish, but as time has gone by it's considered kinda boring now.


Sucking dick isn’t a fetish anon. Getting sucked is.

2 notes7 years ago

thoughtmonger: Ever do it in the pool?


You only wear swimsuits there. That’s too little. Your fetish bores me.

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4 notes7 years ago

blazing-forge:

simulpony:

siren7:

akiraita:

so as it turns out, staff never actually removed the fanmail feature like they said they were going to, they just removed the link on each person’s blog that made it possible to send fanmail, but it’s still entirely possible to actually send it if you just go to blogname.tumblr.com/send

the system is still there, they just removed the button for it

oh my fucking christ staff

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Oh my Christ it’s true.

(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

97,153 notes7 years ago

Anonymous: I just want to take off my shirt a hug, just so I look down and your cute face blushing between my large, soft breasts! ❤


Fuck off, grey chickenshit.

4 notes7 years ago