Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
DM: You see several floating creatures, they really are a sight to behold
Everyone: OH FUCK YOU
(via drewsgroove)
I’m freezing to death outside and the only thing keeping me alive is being horny
me looking at porn to raise my body temp and delay hypothermia
why are people still reblogging this its summer
Apple, I don’t know how to tell you that other parts of the world are always cold.
i refuse to accept that there are experiences other than my own
(via jinglejangleurshitupbro)
For God’s sake, let him pass!
“Oh shit oh shit oh shit”
that’s some next-level tailgating right there
(via kalianos)
Totally Unaware Good Vibes Nikki -Nikki’s Personal Diary-
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When dada does her hair vs. when mama does her hair.
I’m SCREAMING!!!!😭💀💀 this is too cute
Lmfaooooo
I am weakkkk🤣🤣🤣🤣
She was absolutely not having it with her father lmao
Baby oil gel? All the tension from those rubber bands?? Whew chile
(via jinglejangleurshitupbro)