meatswitch:

z-nogyrop:

there are only two genders: kill or be killed

This is either total shitpost or a real statement about gender relations

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ankle-beez:

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chefpyro:

My followers like to call me boss and pretend to be a mafia but what I really dream of is to be a pirate queen……

Ah yes, the wet mafia……

bumblesee:

zonerbonerz:

bassiter:

on the scale from griffin mcelroy to john mulaney, brian david gilbert is smack dab in the middle. shane madej is also in the middle but from the other direction

a scientific scale

Courtesy of the group chat

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tsaimelemoni:

just-shower-thoughts:

b, p, d and q are the same fucking letter and noone talks about it

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justshowbizbabey:

luthorsandsupers:

same energy

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