shatouto:

if you ever feel bad about your writing, especially structure-wise, remember: you’re still not the one who put “somehow, palpatine has returned” into a multimillion dollar franchise produced by one of the greediest and richest corporations on earth. you’ll always be better than that one.

(via demilypyro)

theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea:

bugpumpkin:

pir8core:

bugpumpkin:

lenbian-moved:

lenbian-moved:

behind every girlboss is another, bigger girlboss

they call this a pyramid scheme i think

I think they prefer the term mlm

i think you’re thinking of wlw

Wulti level warketing scheme

good work, gals

(via budaclees)

beheeyem:

beheeyem:

me on ellen

ellen: so i heard you like dark souls

me: y-yes…..?

*pans out to reveal the first flame fading into cinders in the background and ellen pulls out a huge flaming sword as a piano starts up from somewhere in the crowd*

me, pulling out a parrying shield: omg you d *LOUD PARRYING NOISES* 

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

fetus-cakes:

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

for college i want to start making chimera plushies but i cant stand the idea of cutting up a plushie..

i cannot express how distraught this question makes me feel

law of equivalent exchange…

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

cailarp:

the-book-reaper:

ara-queen:

evilvillain123456789:

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

His stupid little hat jingling away

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

This is the reason why I’m still in this post apocalyptic site, nowhere else we have this level of unhinged, unmarketable interaction. No corps, no social celebs, only pure chaos.

(via clairclairsky)

feral-flower-child:

heedra:

sometimes a song overall is mediocre but theres like one brief portion of it that u wish you could steal with the photoshop eyedropper tool and expand into a full song of its own

I didn’t realize other people felt this specific mood

(via kaban-bang)

bitchbitesdog:

(via lecter108)

myadhdlife:

citizen-zero:

sivsi16:

sivsi16:

thevastnessof:

i love when ppl who constantly use self deprecating humor interact with me, theyre never sure how to react. theyre like “lol well we all hate ourselves anyways” and im like “no, im sexy as hell actually” like oil and water everytime

Self-appreciating humor even when u 100% don’t believe what you’re saying is legitimately such an esteem-booster & i’d recommend everyone to try and replace deprecating jokes with exaggeratedly-positive & validating ones whenever u can

And tbh, it’s funnier/more comfortable for everyone involved anyway. Like, failing spectacularly at something but going “lol y’all WISH you had my talents” instead? Hilarious. Its funny, alleviates the pressure on other ppl to validate your negativity, AND even when what you’re saying “isn’t true” your brain still responds to hearing positive input & your attitude towards yourself & your situation becomes so much healthier after a while. This kind of thing has been proven to improve mental health & curb self-harming tendencies, as well as contribute to healthier social environments ;0;

Yes I do, actually 

we all just need to emulate the raw confidence of the kid who has the power of god AND anime on his side

Doing this has genuinely saved me. Pls be kind to yourself even when you don’t believe it

(via kaban-bang)

chefpyro:

joey-wheeler-official:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

shut up and use my thighs as a pillow already wtf did i grow these for

“horny on main” they say, yall oughta be grateful on main

Keep it down I’m tryna sleep on ya thighs

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

dateagirlwhosweird:

konosubaette:

dateagirlwhosweird:

date a girl who teleports around the room erratically when she gets anxious

wait so just an endermen

date an enderman

(via not-the-conversation-starter)