Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Anonymous: Your opinionados on Fallout 4?
When will my wife return from war?
I heard there’s an anti-robosexual organization in it. Good.
The 8 Stages of Living Alone by Heidi Lux & @noobtheloser
No people is the best people.
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I ilustrated this.
edit: Apparently I need to clarify! I am literally a CollegeHumor employee. I am on their staff as an illustrator. They didn’t steal this. LOL
This shouldn’t be arousing to me
@chefpyro your number count’s at 2 cats, right?
This is deeply discomforting.
Do you watch 30 Rock and masturbate?
that’s private
To be clear: watching 30 Rock is the private part.
(Source: College Humor, via )
You’ve heard about humans arriving in alien planets and thus becoming the real alien invaders ourselves before
But what about and unspeakably advanced society of dinosaurs developing time travel and making trips 65 million years into the future? To a time the current dominant species of Earth have labeled the “2N-th Century”? .-.
Sometimes I remind myself that Bryan gets ultra salty about people saying wrong science stuff, and that makes me wonder how he has handled some of Dan’s lyrics. Which makes NSP all the funnier.
Pizza should have poison in the sauce and the antidote in the crust to kill off those weird people that don’t eat the crust.
what the fuck are you thinking about in that shower
(via takamoris)
Anonymous: how come star doesn't have a crush on marco.
Hm…let’s compare Marco to Oskar
Oskar: Has a record, drives, has mommy issues just like Star.
Marco: Is the safe kid, has motion sickness, has cool parents.
Hhhmmmm….
Describe your life in two words
I’m late
Oh fuck
my bad
Oh well
It’s Alright
This blows
fuck off
sad smol
Easily replaceable.
An adventure.
uh oh
y god
its different
Why me
Huh, interesting.
check please
where’s waldo
Background Character
totally worthless
God damnnit
I’m Sorry
Keep. Fighting.
No regrets
Very nice
Big Disapointment
psychotic asshole
Screaming Internally.
Irrational rambles.
(via bukoya-reblogs)
honestly ATLA was a solid 8.5/10 until toph beifong showed up and kicked that shit into the 13-14 range
(via takamoris)
Today in the long awaited finale: purple eyes and immortality.