


H: “I was kinda hoping to wait to confess my feelings to Dominator. I was gonna plan something totally romantic and memorable… And now it’s all ruined!! Stupid anons, making me spill my guts at the wrong time!”
D: “Hey, don’t let that stop you! Keep going. Praise me more.”
P: “Please don’t encourage him…”
frosty-mage-stuff: You keep on talking about "bulgies" but what about bulgies where it counts, hm?
you mean:
deeceeoh: We need more Euphemia shipping. It's already been established that she's basically got a harem. :V

grrr
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: i'm a dutch cook OF COURSE I'M GONNA PROVE IT WITH A DUTCH OVEN

I shit you not, this was the top result in google images for “dutch oven bed” ok >:T
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: wouldnt that be hilarious like we're waking up the night after and you look at me with bedhead and my contacts out and you just don't recognize me
Why was my first thought that in that case you’d pull off a dutch oven to prove it’s you? e_e
(For those who don’t know what that is go to urban dictionary or something)
I just sat down and a button flew off my shirt.
This is the third time this has happened I hate my boobs
Maybe I should just stop wearing button-up shirts. I should strangle my rebellious breasts with the inescapable fabric covering of a sweater.
or sew them back with stronger thread :T
man do i look like the kind of girl who knows how to sew?
It’s a button, how hard can it be? even I’ve done that shit before come on >:Y



