Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
H: “I was kinda hoping to wait to confess my feelings to Dominator. I was gonna plan something totally romantic and memorable… And now it’s all ruined!! Stupid anons, making me spill my guts at the wrong time!”
D: “Hey, don’t let that stop you! Keep going. Praise me more.”
P: “Please don’t encourage him…”
frosty-mage-stuff: You keep on talking about "bulgies" but what about bulgies where it counts, hm?
you mean:
grrr
I shit you not, this was the top result in google images for “dutch oven bed” ok >:T
Why was my first thought that in that case you’d pull off a dutch oven to prove it’s you? e_e
(For those who don’t know what that is go to urban dictionary or something)
I just sat down and a button flew off my shirt.
This is the third time this has happened I hate my boobs
Maybe I should just stop wearing button-up shirts. I should strangle my rebellious breasts with the inescapable fabric covering of a sweater.
or sew them back with stronger thread :T
man do i look like the kind of girl who knows how to sew?
It’s a button, how hard can it be? even I’ve done that shit before come on >:Y